Mitch McConnell issues a statement.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· 17d Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains…
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· 25d Only 19 seats left for the 2:40am (!!!) IMAX screening of The Odyssey at my local cinema. Wild.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Jul 13 Mitch McConnell has never looked better.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Jun 29 I would have literally done *anything* to cure my dog’s cancer. ANN. EE. THING.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· May 3 I wonder why they never went after these sellers…🤔
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Mar 24 Sahara will be there to greet him. We had to say goodbye last month.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Mar 23 This was our girl, Sahara, a few months after we rescued her. She knew she was home.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Feb 4 Our little chub-chub Sahara thinks your girl is gorgeous. She’ll tell you as soon as she wakes up.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Jan 29 Something weird going on in Orange County CA. Big blocks of tickets pre-sold for Friday.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Jan 9 MAD Magazine to the rescue. Again. Circa 1970s. I think.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Jan 4 Oh, look! Vance was always a lying sack of offal.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Nov 12 This is Sahara. She is 12 (we think) and just survived a cancer scare.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Nov 12 Well done, Six Flags/Cedar Faire.
Braw. Voh. *slow sarcastic clap*
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Nov 12 This has strong “Uhhh, just nail that shit up anywhere,” vibes.
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Oct 27 People I consider friends voted for Trump *and* have kids in sped. Well done. *slow clap*
Uncle Mike@unkiemike· Oct 2 To be fair, they called themselves domestic terrorists.