Jimothy spoke in class today

Not to single anyone out but

I too have a green dog

Haha

Sorry, not that news…

“The news the world has been praying for…”

RIP Senator Mitch Buchannon

#USMNT fans every World Cup

Missed one

#bananabrownie

F yes I would live in a missile silo www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

You think I am kidding

Everyone must do their part

My daughter’s softball coach is wearing this shirt to practice. I just heard him the tell the girls his pronouns are “USA”. God we’re a stupid fucking country.

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Lest we forget

This will never not be funny

Oscar Robertson and Wilt Chamberlain good for 73 wins.

I mean

With alt text

This right here is why raccoons are terrifying. There are always more, lurking.

Exhibit B

Yes my cat is a supermodel

It’s that time of year again where I have to pretend to cancel my Sirius XM subscription to get the same reasonable rate i pay now

Can’t wait

I can’t be the first to notice that James Brolin and Christian Bale are the same person