Sneaking out of turkey like the spoiled can of Spam he is.

If you're feeling classy, might I suggest?....

A hamberder hole

She would be so proud today.

Ho..... Li..... SH!T!!!!!! LETS GO BILLS!!! #BillsMafia

His worst nightmare.

I have a tool to check your tool checker.

We know who the real President is.

I’ve been enjoying the refreshing taste of Coke Zeroday™️

And we’d be halfway to a neat clock.

Come on down to The White House and take advantage of our March Madness sale today!

Sometimes, when you link #poodles together with Bluetooth, the random action generation chip shuts off and you need to reboot.

Save the world. Eat The Rich.

These might make a dent