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@unownuser27

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T@unownuser27· May 7

Me to myself rn (loving every second of it 🥰):

T@unownuser27· May 7

Yummmmm!!! 😋😋😋😋😋😋 Not apologising for playing with my food though 😈😈😈

T@unownuser27· Apr 4

I'm a simp/le man - I see someone making the objectively true statement that Sabrina is perfection, I like and share 😌😌💜💜🥰🥰

T@unownuser27· Feb 23

Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/ (Look how proud my friends are 🥰🥰🥰)

T@unownuser27· Feb 21

Not a matchy matchy, but best served with is a great start ☺️🩷 iseej.github.io/LoveSweetsona/

T's result from the Love Sweetsona web page, an Orange Chocolate Square.
Core description reads, "Smooth, slow-melting affection with a cozy citrus twist. Quietly sweet, secretly deep, made for soft hearts and long, lingering hugs."
Care instructions read:
• Best kept in quiet, cozy, low-pressure environments
• Offer them "together but doing our own thing" time
• Low heat, long cook time:
calm beats intensity
• May seem aloof. Is actually planning your future together during nap time
Nutrition Facts are as follows:
Serving size: 17 squares
Unbothered - 55%
Random wisdom - 45%
Soft long hugs - 30%
Patience - 100%
Soft touches - 20%
The quote included in this section reads, "Every time you do that smile, you owe me 10 forehead kisses."
Finally, the WARNING reads: "Excessive urgency may reduce smoothness. Allow natural settling. Patience required for optimal taste. Never ever lie to them."

T@unownuser27· Feb 7

👀👀👀🥵🥵🥵

T@unownuser27· Feb 5

Tsk tsk tsk, typical play of a third-rate Duelist with a fourth-rate deck!! 😆😆😆 My move!

A picture of the Yu-Gi-Oh Spell Card "Nobleman of Crossout."
The flavour text outlines its effect:
"Target 1 face-down monster on the field; destroy that target, and if you do, banish it, then, if it was a Flip monster, each player reveals their Main Deck, then banishes all cards from it with that monster's name."

T@unownuser27· Feb 5

*EXTREMELY* late to this party, but here's my contribution 🥰😘

T's response to J's "Are You J's Type?" picture prompt.

T@unownuser27· Jan 12

Huzzah!! 🥳🥳🥳

T@unownuser27· Jan 3

Aaaaannnddddd now I'm thinking of oiled up booty too 😩😩😩🧴🧴🧴🍑🍑🍑

A comic in two panels.
The first panel shows a stick figure sitting at a computer table and looking at their computer screen with a puzzled expression.
The second panel shows the same stick figure with an annoyed expression, with the word "sigh" over their head and their hands toward their waist; the smaller word "zip" is displayed here, indicating they are annoyed they are now required to masturbate.

T@unownuser27· Dec 21

Welp, that's another rotation round the ol' gasbag done and dusted... I'm grateful for this place... I'm grateful for the peeps I found here... And I'm grateful that I have something to look forward to each day. ☺️

T@unownuser27· Dec 18

Done and done... 😈😈😈

T@unownuser27· Dec 11

A picture of a white background with black text that reads: "before the year ends...qrt this tweet and give your honest thoughts about me?"

On the bottom half of the picture is a yellow face without a nose or mouth. There is a stress mark above the left eye and an exclamation and question mark above the right eye; its cheeks are also a light pink.

T@unownuser27· Dec 8

A small bit of fun - this checks out ☺️ Have a go at it for yourself: fralexander.github.io/bsky-celestial-profile/

T@unownuser27· Dec 7

Finally did mine 👀 I felt a bit subby lately, so this checks out 🥺 Also, let's hear it for the even split between being a cuddly softie and a fucking hedonistic monster 😇😈 sexvalues.github.io

T's SexValues result as of Sunday 7th December 2025 at 10:04pm Australian Eastern Daylight Time (AEDT)

According to this result, T currently stands at the following categories and rates:

Attraction: Feminine at 89.3%
Sex Drive: Hypersexual at 96.9%
Dominance Axis: Switch (41.7% Dominant, 58.3% Submissive
Deviance Axis: Balanced (56.3% Deviant, 43.7% Pure)
Affection Axis: Neutral (an even 50-50 split between Affection & Hedonism)

T@unownuser27· Dec 7

Glad you captured it when you did - it's like a new user label. I can click it and it shows how long the account's been active, but it will likely go soon 🥲

A pop-up of the sun icon Luna was noting in her post, with a 'close' button below.
It says the following: "Say hello!
%, Luna,*+ . joined Bluesky 5 days ago"

T@unownuser27· Nov 30

Oh Alice, dear love... I feel this so much, and only recently have started to feel more comfortable about myself, but it's still a struggle some days... Thought of this line and the memes, and I'm thinking of you, my dear... 🥺🥺🥺🫂🫂🫂❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

A screenshot of the Spotify lyric screen for the song "O Superman" by Laurie Anderson.
The highlighted (in white) line reads "Well, you don't know me, but I know you"
The lyric yet to play (in black) reads "And I've got a message to give to you"

T@unownuser27· Nov 13

This stalker behaviour just screams that old school speeding awareness ad:

A cropped image of a woman holding up a partially clenched fist, with the pinky up and curved.
It was used in an old Australian anti-speeding campaign targeting a young male demographic; the curved pinkie was bent in a demeaning manner, indicating those who speed have small penises.

Much like J's stalker. 🤭🤭🤭

T@unownuser27· Oct 26

And I'd do it again. 😈

T@unownuser27· Oct 22

This is Soybean. I saw him on the gram. And he's been giving me life for the last 48 hours. Hope he comes around and viciously mauls those horrible brain gremlins of yours soon. 🫶🫶❤️❤️🫂🫂🥰🥰

A picture of the dog Soybean biting the tip of his tail on top of a blanket

T@unownuser27· Oct 9

Hahahahahahahaha, for sure! 🤪 Just call me the Hulk then:

T@unownuser27· Sep 29

Me trying to trace my way to your treasure with my finger... 🦁

T@unownuser27· Sep 29

...gulp. Okay, T... act natural. Be cool, be cool... 😃😁🙂🫠🫠🫠

T@unownuser27· Aug 20

I love me a sweet treat!! 🤤🤤🤤😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵

A gif of two cartoon humans, one laying down on their stomach and scrolling through their phone, and the other behind them, with their head on top of the first person's butt, making biting motions on the first's buttcheek

T@unownuser27· Aug 11

A seahorse is swimming toward the hull of a boat, saying "Oh, look at me. i'm going to touch the butt."

T@unownuser27· Jul 7

🤓🤓🤓With a smidge of help from our friends at Merriam-Webster, you can be whelmed with feeling; it's just a strong reaction, but not so strong as to have you completely at a loss of control.🤓🤓🤓

A screenshot of T's phone displaying the Merriam-Webster.com page for the definition of 'whelm.'

The page provides the following definition:

whelm verb
whelmed; whelming; whelms
Synonyms of whelm > transitive verb
1 : to turn (something, such as a dish or vessel) upside down usually to cover something: cover or engulf completely with usually disastrous effect

2 : to overcome in thought or feeling:
OVERWHELM
whelmed with a rush of joy
- G. A. Wagner

T@unownuser27· May 31

Oh no, I should definitely try to hide... Here, I'll put on my super-effective camo outfit. 🤞🤞🤞

A man weariny a black shirt and black jeans faces away from the camera.
The back of the black shirts reads in white writing, "I'M VERY VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW IF ANY GOTH GIRLS WOULD LIKE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME."

T@unownuser27· May 7

I was trying ever so hard to confirm my simpless solidarity with my bestie @sparklestarfish.bsky.social... How the crap is this helping?!?! 😭😭😭 Fr though, I love each and every one of you - simps and all! 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

T's results from website Shindanmaker for "How Many People are Simping You?" with the "Diagnosis results" stating the following:

"@unownuser27.bsky.social, after searching our simp database, we found that you have 3 simps. Thats like a love triangle."

T@unownuser27· Apr 25

I'm sure the smoke is from the fires of hell that I brought with me. en.shindanmaker.com/923435

A screenshot of T's a/b/o status/scent result from the post's link.

The screenshot reads thus:

whats ur a/b/o status scent

Diagnosis results

@unownuser27.bsky.social
is an omega with a smoke and chamomile scent

T@unownuser27· Apr 18

Well, it is now... So annoyed it's my hand thanking you for this gift and not your fine ass self. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈