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Urban Pantheist

@urbpan

I love ALL of nature’s abominations

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Urban Pantheist@urbpan· 28d

View from below looking up at Nicolas Cage with his hands spread. His hair is messy and he has an expression of panic on his face that he us trying to disguise as a comforting smile under his mustache. The background is a ceiling patterned with irregular diamond shaped spots.

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Jul 18

I missed that the Onion bought USA Today, too, but nice work

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Jul 14

Someone go check on Superman

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Jul 4

Sometimes it’s hard to be proud of my country, but never my state

A man hunches toward the camera wearing a wide brimmed Mass Audubon hat and a tshirt that says Amity Island Surf Shop while drinking a Masshole Light beer. He’s in a kitchen because if he went outside his pinkish white skin would crisp up into oozing red fragments.

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Jul 3

it’s the law you have to post one of these

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Jan 1

As if.

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Aug 15

Blessed be.

A tan mushroom emerges from a log, sunlight filters through leaves above, and the mushroom’s gills seem illuminated.

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Jul 9

Big fan of the grove of bisexual spruce trees recently installed at work

Three artificial conifer trees in pink blue and purple standing in a park setting surrounded by closely mowed grass and small real trees

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Jun 20

I’m part of the problem

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· May 18

Hey @kmatt45.bsky.social , do you want this beer I made and set aside for you 7 years ago?

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· May 2

“The Tao of Fascism” by some rich asshole

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Apr 9

Here’s my personal map of the @milesperhoward.bsky.social #walkingcitytrail. The blue lines are where I’m sure I’ve walked, corroborated with my iNaturalist observations. The orange segments are where I’ve got to walk to complete the whole 27 miles so I can claim my patch.

A photocopy of a map of Boston, with a serpentine trail winding from Mattapan, west and then north through the emerald necklace, ending at the bunker hill monument. Most of the trail is overlaid with blue highlighter, a few short sections are overlaid with orange. Handwritten notes naming the completed sections are in the margins.

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Mar 22

Don’t be a dick, Mycology Textbook

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Mar 11

Isn’t this a Pelican album?

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Feb 15

Abominable #lowes

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Jan 24

A news anchor in a purple blouse and a short 80s haircut and makeup,is staring directly at us with her mouth open as she speaks. Over her shoulder is an indistinct gray image of figures in fog or haze, captioned “GLOOM.” Text at the bottom of the image identifies the anchor as “Carol Bland.”

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Jan 10

If you want a Ginger ale where all the sweetness has been replaced with lime juice, this is it right here

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Sep 3

If you see this, post an image you save because it made you laugh

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Apr 6

This is what Malta Goya would taste like if it was a refreshing drink instead of dilute syrup

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Feb 4

Do these slip on Skechers make me look old?

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Jan 28

Is representative Bowman wearing a Wu Tang pin?

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Nov 18

Looks like my December shipment is early

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Aug 18

Last time I went to trillium brewery in canton it was the size of a dennys. Now it’s as big as a community college

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Aug 9

Perfect.

Urban Pantheist@urbpan· Aug 1

My birthday present to myself has a strange message.