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Congo@uss-congo· 21d

This spiders head is huge.

Photo: One very angry spider beagle, with giant melon head. It stands looking directly at you.
Its four arms are raised in anger, four legs are splayed in a fighting stance.

Is he mad?
Listen, bud
His cranium’s shaped
Like the humble spud

Can he swing
From a thread?
Not with that
Big giant head

Hey, there!
Look at his giant head

Giant head
Off his meds
Maybe he’s hungry and underfed

Mostly shaded
Tans and blacks
Cream segmented
Brown thorax

Watch out! Don’t mention his giant head.

Congo@uss-congo· 22d

Mr. Heavyfoot Goes to Office Max.

Bic black ink on yellow legal pad drawing of a black ink bottle, I think.

Bulldog grip heavy ink fuzzy squiggle lines.
I read once not to have hairy and fuzzy lines, draw a continuous line. But on a small enough scale, elegant arced lines are hairy and fuzzy too, so fuck it.

Congo@uss-congo· 27d

Right.

Black and white flyer for the 14th annual Harry Dean Stanton Fest - July 10-12, 2026 - Lexington, KY.
It features the wonderfully craggy face of HDS wearing a cowboy hat and playing a guitar.

Timely.

Posted July 14, 2026.

Congo@uss-congo· 29d

Never seen dragonfruit before. Looks like salad dressing dip in the middle of those vegetable trays that are sectioned off into quarters, like a pre-electricity Simon game wherein you have to eat the correct vegetable in the correct order or get the switch put to yer hide.

Ugh: Bic black ink drawing on yellow legal pad paper.
It’s sposed to be a dragonfruit bisection, with thick pointed rind, leaves, and a gelatinous center filled with little black seeds.
But it’s all heavy footed with brutish scraggles and hairy ink. It ends up looking like a wood carved cross section of what 16th century monks imagined the inside of a testicle to look like; swarming with icky sin. An aquarium oily slick with the sickness of men.

To be fair, the O does look like a cross section of Orko’s testicle.

Congo@uss-congo· Jul 5

Some really nice close ups of a wip Enterprise. Some are fairly close to the matte painting.

Close up of portalrealms post showing lil shadowed scale figures standing at the edge of the Enterprises saucer. Behind them the saucer rises up, capped by the bridge nipple.
Ford nacelles peak up from behind the saucer.

The first figures body language looks perplexed, like he’s saying “Where?”
The second figure shows that Bigfoot is real in Star Trek, all grainy footage sasquatch-walking pose, trailing away from the third figure who’s pointing at the yeti and likely saying “There’s Bigfoot!”

Congo@uss-congo· Jun 17

Can’t figure what this section is, something pasted on? Paint?

Section of Portalrealms K’tinga post about the be-greebling of said ship.
Highlights something weird looking to me, like they pasted two pictures together in a precise way.

Section of Portalrealms K’tinga post about the be-greebling of said ship.
Highlights something weird looking to me, like they pasted two pictures together in a precise way.

Ships command bulb close up.

Congo@uss-congo· Jun 15

Happy little scribbles.

Bic black ink on yellow legal pad drawing of a paintbrush.
The brush is angled from lower right to upper left, pointing out all the mistakes in the drawing and artists life.

Congo@uss-congo· Jun 13

Looks so much like Jays Bugs Bunny face.

Silent Bob, large, bearded, dark outfit, riding a bicycle with Jay on the back. Jay is obscured by Bob so that only his head peeks out from behind.

They both looked surprised by the Talosians power of illusion.

Congo@uss-congo· Jun 8

Space: the sun peaks around the blue Earth, while the refit Enterprise orbits.
On the front of the saucer is a mustache, so I think we’re incognito… probably so existing Earth satellites don’t recognize the ship.

Congo@uss-congo· Jun 8

Meh.

Black ink on yellow legal paper; frantically lined and shaded little teapot.
My fingers are short and stout and cannot produce elegance.

Congo@uss-congo· Jun 6

The terrible, ferocious… CROCOSTIMPY.

A cartoon of Stimpy, bulbous orange and tan cat with a blue boxing nose.
He stands upright, dragging a lizard tale and holding a metal lunchbox.

Congo@uss-congo· Jun 4

A small, red dog bone treat, propped in front of a large red, white and yellow Milk-Bone box.

If you squint, upon the treats upper parts is the Sharpie likeness of Leon Redbones signature sunglasses, mustache and soul patch.

Congo@uss-congo· Jun 1

My crapapple.

A black ink on legal yellow pad drawing of a crapapple.
The lines are fuzzy and frantic, a reflection of the hair clogged input/output of the “artist”, me, mighty Congo.

It’s vaguely apple shaped, too large a stem and lack of apple contours make it look like a pube-filled cherry.

Congo@uss-congo· May 31

“I am using a thermomag-netic device which can be directed to any point! And you have no alpha anti-magnetic deflection screen to counter with, AND without which you cannot fight and defeat me! HAAA-haa-haa-haa-haaaaa”

Black and white photo of Krankor, wielding a thermomag-netic device which can be directed to any point.
Krankor is… like if Wario wore a rooster outfit.

Congo@uss-congo· May 23

Animated Star Trek background of a small green moon or planetoid. Black space and star background.
Giant yellow letters say “The Blurst of Times” written by C.M. Burns.

Congo@uss-congo· May 20

Science Station I’m where the wall was… … goo, goo, g’joob.

Concept art posted by the great Portalrealm, of the Enteprise D’s science station, in neat black ink outline on white paper.
A large and ragged hole reveals the plumbing pipes and techno boxes behind the station.
Center hole is a deluxe boxed set of the Beatles album Magical Mystery Tour.
The writing says “Trek ‘In Theory’ Mystical Magical Science I’m where the wall was. Goo, goo, g’joob.”.

It’s my day off and I take a lot of drugs, but none of them stop me from posting. Some seem to encourage it. I’ll see myself out…

…I know the Blue Jay Way

/runs

Congo@uss-congo· May 18

Jagged scribble is my medium.

Congo@uss-congo· May 14

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of my Tootsie soul?

The episode where Marge must paint a flattering portrait of mean Mr. Owl.
This is a photo of a taxidermied and plucked owl.
Like if a chicken were Mr. Burns, from the Simpsons.
It has big orange eyes, the pale popcorn skin of a man who doesn’t even take their shirt off to shower.
Horrifyingly educational, but that’ll make it stick…

Congo@uss-congo· May 10

Newspaper front page on the teeny tiny TOS Tricorder screen.
A photo of Spock holding his booking number is centered.
The picture is captioned Spock Pinched… get it? Vulcans are notorious pinchers, and pinch is another term for getting caught.
I could be a mid-tier local newspaper headline writer with wit like this.

Congo@uss-congo· May 8

Spock, from Star Trek IV: the One With the Bus Punk, reaches across the bus to nerve pinch a man who just wants to listen to his tunes.

Congo@uss-congo· May 8

Shirtless Kirk in every window of your next Enterprise.

The cartoon mice from the movie The Rescuers. The mice are dressed for a night out, maybe… not sure I’ve seen this movie.
They’re flying past apartment windows at night. For just a few frames, if you pause quickly enough, there is a shirtless William Shatner in one of the windows.

Congo@uss-congo· May 6

Tuvix lives… in black and white under the cover of the Signal.
He stands, besuited, next to a man selling papers.

Tuvix is looking right at you, suspecting you can see.

Congo@uss-congo· May 6

Shave your McMuffin, two bits.

A picture of an ad for an Egg McMuffin. McMuffin is a round sandwich, stacked with cheese, egg and boar ham.
Beside it is a Bic safety razor, white handle, yellow head, shaped like an uppercase T.

The McMuffins ham has thick black stubble that you should shave before eating, like your mom.

Congo@uss-congo· May 5

“Stembolts and unions, Nog.”

Nog and O’Brien, on DS9, lit from above, shoulders up shot.
Nog marvels and smiles looking at the self sealing stembolt held in his hands.
O’Brien stands in front, smugly looking like he has revealed the secret of the universe to Nog.
He has lots of time to teach Nog ever since Coach Gowron expanded his one on one aerobic classes with Keiko to twice a day and three times on Saturdays.

Congo@uss-congo· May 4

Khans cans recognize Taco, even though Khan was season one of Bluesky, and Tacos first appearance was in Bluesky season two.

Congo@uss-congo· May 4

And you’re gadamn right those babies come out later in the episode.

Khaaaans glorious pectoral muscles, bulging and firm, in a guest appearance on Admiral Cartwrights classic space western, Star Pec.

There’s nothing else in this photo, only these two magnificent man cans.

Congo@uss-congo· May 4

Also:

Kahn Noonien-Hoëk shows off his massive pectoral muscles.
He’s a scraggly and scrawny little chihuahua who dreamed that pecs would fill the void inside.

Congo@uss-congo· Apr 19

The falling and muted death boink.

Sonic the Hedgehog standing confidently atop Tails’ cherry red biplane. They’re approaching a construction red platform, far, faaaarrrr into the blue sky.
Sonic, on his last life, after getting sooo far, is readying to jump onto the platform, miss it and fall for a stomach sinking eternity.

Eternity ends with a muted boink sound.

Congo@uss-congo· Apr 19

/doppler-effect-electric-trilling-sound

Hand drawn refit Enterprise in the upper left corner, itty-bitty TOS Federation super-cute widdle ship. It’s a compacted saucer section, one shortened nacelle center back, pooched saucer belly, with deflector emerging from duck lipped saucer cavity in front.
It’s a black and white photocopied cover of Star Fest Eighty-Eight, signed by Deforest Kelley and Patrick Stewart, I think.

Congo@uss-congo· Apr 17

I appreciate their dedication to kicking in full uniform.

One of the Raiders stands on stage. Red background, red coat, red guitar, red face from kicking for the whole set.