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@vak

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orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· 28d

me rn

a man dressed in a brown mosquito costume giving quite the face

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Jul 16

🚬

me in the mirror with a white cutoff shirt resting my arm on my head, i have black and blonde dyed hair

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Jun 21

341st / 1953 players is not too bad for only playing TCG’s for 6 months (and on an off-meta deck)

A standings page for my placement in the Riftbound Regional Qualifier: Hartford. Placing 341st going 5-2-1

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Jun 20

Day 1 of the Riftbound Hartford RQ is in the books. Main event starts tomorrow. This shit is a blast

riftbound hartford regional qualifier badge and poppy promo card

me in front of an led screen with various riftbound cards

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Jun 18

shoot ur goo my dood. (where do i put in my preorder)

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Jun 16

a doodle of a little guy sitting waiting patiently

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Jun 1

a shitty reaction image of a smug smiley face pointing at the words “i am a simp”

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· May 27

plankton from spongebob holding a tape measure bouncing up and down

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· May 26

marg secured

two house margarita’s on a wooden table with chips behind

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· May 24

this actually kinda hits

a can of grillo’s x pbr beer

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· May 22

me and her btw

goat man and a witchy woman silhouettes dancing - photo by nona limmen

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· May 11

took a random shot today that i liked

a no parking sign in focus with a clocktower out of focus behind on a bright blue sky backdrop

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· May 10

fit kinda went hard today

me in the mirror with a shirt that says “goth girl pussy goes crazy”

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· May 6

who knew the 67 meme was actually just predicting our gas prices for the year

gas price showing $6.09 for 93

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· May 2

just a lil guy blushing

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· May 1

cat

a long hair tortoiseshell cat laying belly up with a shaved belly

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Apr 27

the silent planet one would work too, thanks in advance

the silent planet x ultimate guard card playmat

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Apr 27

desperately need someone at magiccon las vegas to pick me up the currents x ultimate guard playmat

advertisement for the currents x ultimate guard card playmat

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Apr 24

are we showing our shafts?

a camshaft

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Apr 23

new hair don’t care

me in the mirror with a red, black, and blonde mullet wearing a darko us shirt

me also in the mirror with a red, black, and blonde mullet wearing a darko us shirt

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Apr 21

spongebob holding back tears with the words “ight das cool”

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Apr 20

we got our mat today

A playmat with the item Edge of Night from League of Legends for the TCG Riftbound

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Apr 11

anyone want a drink? i got the ice

a urinal full of ice

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Apr 4

thank god we got those low gas prices right guys?

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Mar 29

fair enough southernriverotter.github.io/twitter-anal...

top or bottom analyzer; my results saying “100% a top. No question.”

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Mar 15

i just played cards for 12 hours at a tournament today

a picture of spongebob who has been through it time and time again

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Mar 5

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Feb 25

time to test out this new elixir of awakeness

me holding the new redbull spring edition in my car

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Feb 23

resident evil is already here next week

orzo pasta 𖤐@vak· Feb 14