Val(erie) 🍉♠️
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Hello good evening and welcome | 28 | long-haired weirdo | absolutely flaming and annoying aromantic-asexual | notoriously (annoyingly) sex-repulsed | crafty pleb | biiiig fan of Tsuga canadensis | she/her
(I also added three more nature guides to my slowly-growing-growing-to-a-concerning-size collection of nature guides that include vintage ones. The book on the left is from 1935 and was somehow $1.)
Used my free will as a 28 year old adult yesterday and bought an I Spy book (secondhand! $2.50!) because I’ve been pining for an I Spy book for years after we donated the two I had growing up and I never find them in thrift stores UNTIL YESTERDAY
The fact that I’ve developed a massive aesthetic crush on an actor during PRIDE MONTH is so fucking aphobic 😭
Lock screen checkpoint Fun fact I’m boring and this has been the same since I took this photo in 2021 (if you can guess which US state this is in I’ll be impressed)
A beauty and livestock killer who I did not have the pleasure of seeing last year: Lambert’s Locoweed (Oxytropis lambertii)! The toxin it contains is swainsonine which can cause muscle weakness and death in livestock. That’s just nature, you know?
The chokecherry (Prunus virginiana) is an American icon! She grows from coast to coast and apparently makes a very yummy jelly (not jam because her seeds are toxic). Health benefits off the chart and deep roots in Indigenous foodways and medicine. Honestly you just need to look her up. She’s a star!
Ok, let’s get into it! Saw in ‘24 but didn’t record for bsky last year: Stemmy Four-nerved Daisy/Hymenoxys (Tetraneuris scaposa). There is a chance this is Stemless Hymenoxys (T. acaulis, which actually has stems), but I think I decided it’s stemmy. Four-nerves refers to the four veins on petals.
The maybe second time I watched this in ‘22, I was like “oh man what if Moonglow (spec. Benny Goodman’ quartet version) backed this instead” (no hate to Gnossienne No. 5) and me personally I was obsessed. It changes the mood, yeah, but it was fun seeing the scene in a more warm, sentimental mood
#TakeTwoTuesday and for Pride I’m bringing up The Hottest Ace At Pride; one of my several ace4ace gentlebeard meet-cutes: archiveofourown.org/works/53254771
Haven’t done one of these in a while, but here’s a lightning storm in my area last night. The only sound is wind against my phone speaker, but take a minute to decompress. Take some breaths. Clear your brain. Then come back to us when you’re ready.
I’ve wanted to make an epistolary au for AGES and now I finally have out part one of a fic set in the 1890s where Ed is a gardener/groundskeeper, Stede is renovating a manor, and I’m sure you can guess what happens. Read it or don’t! archiveofourown.org/works/836786...
Someone posted on X that this is a war crime and I recently learned from an Al Jazeera podcast that certain chemical agents like white phosphorus (and even Agent Orange!) aren’t officially classified as chemical weapons (even though they are) because it would suddenly require nations like US and
Presenting significant reason to believe it was the IRGC and not Israel that hit the school. It’s still fuck Israel, but recognize that people in Iran have been suffering under the Islamic republic and the regime is highly familiar with killing its own people. From certainlynotparishad on Insta:
Idea for one of those fic prompt generators but the prompt is “you have to use all five words gathered on the Neko Atsume app” (IYKYK)
On my mind with the #SuperbOwl today [And yes Fuck Pats Go Birds (Seahawks) but also for real, PAY ATTENTION]
#WIPWednesday this is from a long-time WIP I feel like sharing and will someday finish, but the hitch is I’m only sharing the proposed tags because if there’s one thing I’ll do in a fic (there are several things I do regularly in fics), it’s be annoying in the tags
Mine is the resilient Cuyahoga! Grew up on her banks. I love her so much I got her tattooed on me (it’s very hard to get an elbow shot but you get the picture)
I absolutely had to put this line in my Frog & Toad QPR au with Ed and Stede 💚
RIP Kraken-era Ed you would have loved listening to Solitude on repeat:
When I was home for the holidays I snatched up an empty CD case (the left one) to fit my remaining CDs and now I have one (1) empty slot for a new CD. This is why I made sure my car has a CD player.
Last but not least, a bit of a head-scratcher, I thiiiiiiink this is Tall Goldenrod (Solidago altissima)! You might see some of those ones poking up high and be like “oh, duh, tall” but there are several similarities to S. canadensis that can make this tricky. Overall, I’d say this is S. altissima.
Ooh, this looks similar to Showy Goldenrod! Surely it is, right? Probably not! No confirmation, but this seems to probably be Downy Ragged Goldenrod (Solidago petiolaris) and if I were smart (jury’s out on that) I’d return to this trail in late summer and try to re-ID them when they’re flowering.
I’m *pretty sure* these (two different plants) are Showy Goldenrod (Solidago speciosa)! The fact that their inflorescences are more plume (or club)-shaped helps with ID, but as you’ll see in the next post, it doesn’t guarantee a sure giveaway to species. These are going to seed.
I was unsure about this for a bit, but a kind stranger on iNaturalist (there are many there) finally confirmed that this is Plains Milkweed (Asclepias pumila)! That adds another to my milkweed list! (It looked like Whorled Milkweed to me, A. verticillata, but this is too west and a bit different).
#WIPNotWednesday fully meant to post these on Weds. but ya know. Anyway, two Krampus-themed WIP snippets:
Soooooo has anyone drawn Ed is Rosemary Clooney’s iconic black dress in White Christmas and if not who will rectify that
Honestly I’m very sure this is Panicled Aster (Symphyotrichum lanceolatum), though some guides say it’s outside of range. I’m still learning botany, but I know enough about enough local aster species to be pretty sure. The friend in the fourth photo is a Dainty Sulphur (Nathalis iole)!
We are entering the uncertain zone! (Aka plants I’m not 100% sure on). First up is I’m pretty sure is Hairy Evening Primrose (Oenothera villosa) but could just be Common Evening Primrose (O. biennis). One source says the Diné mixed the dried leaves of this plant with tobacco and smoked the mixture.