Valet Parker * Las Vegas
@valetparker
An acquired taste. Very complicated. Delightfully shitty. Surprisingly nerdy and introverted. 💅🏻 📧 valetparker@protonmail.com 🎁
This is funnier, I always tell clients that I just wanna make them moan like this and send this video…
But we both can admit this is absolute gold right? Like why does this exist??
Timothée Chalamet showing up dressed like Norm Macdonald doing Burt Reynolds feels like the exact moment a Wes Anderson movie and a Red Dead Redemption side quest collided.
@jakevig.bsky.social in celebration of shark week I’d like to present you with this amazing video.
Don’t lie, I know y’all are jealous of my Gremlins knitted tank. And yes, just like anything else I really love I bought like 5 of these.
Back when I used to still dye my hair dark and wear contacts….
A perfect Tuesday night at ITO. In my defense, my website literally says, I’m not cool enough to enjoy sushi, so my date was warned. Thankfully, the chef accommodated my hopelessly uncultured palate by hand searing my otoro and chutoro. Since I’m also allergic to shellfish, several
Whoever told him to create a memorable brand deserves either a promotion or immediate termination. On today’s episode of Mixed Messages, a man advertising escort services while appearing to wear Indiana State Police training credentials and a US Border Patrol hat. Tryst…are y’all seeing this too?
Must resist the urge to die my hair dark again…..and yes that is a Dreamcast controller😍 If you were wanting to see me better get those booking forms in…I’ve got quite a few FMTY’s prebooked and my July and August availability is almost all spoken for.
Women aren’t responsible for anyone’s involuntary celibacy any more than employers are responsible for unemployment. Other people declining to choose you isn’t oppression, it’s autonomy.
Wanna get frisky? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Yes, so many. If you go on Facebook and see the story about it and read the comments all these weirdos are like but we don’t know why she did it, we shouldn’t judge her. She needs empathy…it’s not PLUR if you tell police who she is…what is wrong with them???
I went shopping yesterday with the donation a follower on twitter sent me and was able to get all this at Target, I’ll be going to Sam’s Club and Office Max this week to get more school supplies. I have until July 15th to collect as much as I can before dropping it all off.
I hate knowing that I’m going to become a dice goblin…idk why but I need both these sets.
