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ker (ker)@vamposts· 28d

fair

disclaimer: this video discusses arthropod sexual reproduction. viewer discretion advised

ker (ker)@vamposts· 28d

i don't have context, but dlc in general tbf

ker (ker)@vamposts· Jul 12

thank you to the oomfies who checked on me i just don't feel big on human interaction, this is just for anyoomf who would've if they could've and any nosy strangers ig

about a month ago i was in p bad shape mentally and emotionally, genuinely went a few days there without being able to make myself eat anything, bad time and today's not massively better, but as it so happens the last episode of re zero that came out at that time featured a song i hadn't heard since the last time i rewatched season 1 years ago, and since that episode i've had that "stay alive" stuck in my head. kinda tmi for Here but i deactivated everything other than anilist last month so it's not like i can say it anywhere else,,,, does remind me i was writing something yesterday i should get back to soon though. nothing ominous. idk if i should be happy or upset with the meaning i attach to anime

ker (ker)@vamposts· Jun 6

top 1 most inbred looking gundam

screenshot of a 3d cgi gundam in a cloud of fog. it has stubby, pathetic looking v-fins sprouting from its forehead, glowing with the same light green as its eyes and sensors on either side of its head. its face is recessed into its head like a pug

ker (ker)@vamposts· Jun 5

okay top 2 album of the year guaranteed, guaranTeed

screenshot of an album on spotify. the title is "cry baby" by the artist "vince staples". the album cover features a drawing of a crying baby wearing an american flag diaper, the drawing is against a vibrant red background

ker (ker)@vamposts· Jun 4

i was like i should add that to my list so i know when it's out, turns out it's been on my list since last year

ker (ker)@vamposts· Jun 4

what the fuck is that

ker (ker)@vamposts· Jun 3

i went to sissy boy and everybody knew you

picture of a storefront inside a mall, the store in question bearing the name "sissy boy" in cursive, lowercase text above a display of mannequins wearing light but form-fitting dresses. there is a picture of a model with an afro posing in a floral dress behind and next to the mannequins

ker (ker)@vamposts· Jun 1

okay

picture of a bar of chocolate (?) or some other such candy. the wrapper features a rainbow pride flag and the text "GAY BAR" and "taste the rainbow motherf*cker" beneath a cartoon rainbow

ker (ker)@vamposts· Jun 1

month

flag that resembles the british union jack, except all the stripes are replaced with or otherwise subsumed within various pride flags. the vertical and horizontal stripes are the standard rainbow flag, flanked vertically by the brown and black stripes of the progress pride flag, and intersected diagonally with two trans pride flags. the space between the trans pride flags and the rainbow flags contains, alternately, the intersex pride flag, the nonbinary pride flag and the pan pride flag in the left half of the composite flag, and the ace, bi and lesbian pride flags on the right half of the composite flag

ker (ker)@vamposts· Jun 1

screenshot of some old discord messages from ker (me), they read as follows:

you shouldn't be allowed to say that
it's like
idk what it's like. but picture something that it's like
it's like that

ker (ker)@vamposts· May 31

oomf posted a gundam tier list so i'm ker (posting a gundam tier-list) *caveats: i never got round to seed destiny, so it's not influencing where seed goes, and i didn't necessarily think too much about rankings Within tiers

my gundam tierlist using the quoted user's template. the tiers and each listed anime are as follows:
* s-tier consists of: g-witch, 0079, gundam unicorn, and zz
* a-tier consists of thunderbolt, origin, and hathaway.
* b-tier consists of iron blooded orphans, char's counterattack, gundam x, g-reco, gundam wing (endless waltz included), gundam narrative, cucuruz doan's island, and 0080
* c-tier consists of gundam 00, victory gundam, gundam seed, 08th ms team, turn a, requiem for vengeance and g-gundam.
* zeta (rewatch-pending) tier consists of: zeta, unsurprisingly
* "shit from a butt" tier consists of stardust memory, gquuuuuux, and f91

ker (ker)@vamposts· May 30

for some reason your caption made me think of this

ker (ker)@vamposts· May 30

this is a review for a microwave

[5 stars] happy customer: "it's perfect! modern! heats perfectly. i'm obsessed."

ker (ker)@vamposts· May 29

they should invent games that do not have 100gb installation files

steam screenshot indicating 41.6 out of 96.1 gigabytes downloaded, or 39% installed (which may or may not be synonymous depending on the game)

ker (ker)@vamposts· May 29

okay 2 explosions in the middle of the night within 48 hours can absolutely be a coincidence and they have like a thousand stores but what is going on man

screenshot of a news headline that reads "another explosion hits second woolworths store in south africa". the thumbnail is a tilted image of one of their stores, with seating just outside the entrance

ker (ker)@vamposts· May 29

sometimes i just scroll down into the mid-2010's in my photos library to remind myself of a long gone ker

painting of white woman in aristocratic dress in front of an ornate background. the text placed atop the painting in impact font reads: "mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard and lo they reply "'tis better than thine,,, verily, 'tis better than thine!" i could apprentice thee, but i wouldst levy a fee"

ker (ker)@vamposts· May 28

i got them mixed up, i knew one was from the 20's and the other was from the 30's but i had them the wrong way round. also i thought ours had shut down their australian operations but apparently you can still potentially go to a woolworths (south african) owned store there ig