Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around
@vanillannie
@vanillannie on other stuff, “The Girl with the Red Glasses” from my pole studio. My personality is: Sailor Moon, pole dance, and green.
I’ve had men stop and ask me if I “get the joke” of my license plate. Like, whose car do you think I’m driving? Who the hell do you think picked it out?
Today was handstands and elbow stands, neither of which are my strong suits, but I got some in without breaking my neck. Here’s this week’s post pole glow!
Pole climbs wore me out today. Repeating Level 4 means repeating side climbs and attempting Chinese climbs, so my legs and feet are wrecked. Here’s this week’s post pole glow!
I got sunburned on Wednesday so I repped the French tricolour in class
Had a little menty b last week, so I didn’t make it to pole, but this week I confirmed that I still have my butterfly, extended butterfly, and inverted D! (But just the inverted one)
I dropped back a level and switched to evening classes bc there were only two of us signed up for Saturday mornings and I wanted to stick with my pole mom. It’ll be good to review the previous session given that I missed a few classes. Here’s tonight’s post pole glow!
Can you help the tech trio find these words? Like, literally any of these words from this list?
My mom sent me this picture today and asked if I recognized it. Apparently when I was little I packed this fake flower whenever we traveled because “every room should have a flower.” There were no signs.
What 4 months of pole does to a bitch
We’re back up to Level 5 (of 6 before graduating to pole masters again). Today’s post pole glow was brought to you by the letters A, B, and S. They went on strike following conditioning.
I think about this tweet nearly every day
And here’s what this outfit looked like on me 3 months ago
After a couple weeks off, we’re back with another post pole glow!
I don’t like how high my Rei or my Shinji scores are, but Kaworu seems about right
Today’s Costar horoscope is advice I could’ve used before coming out
Work fucked with my sleep schedule, so I had to move my Saturday morning class to Monday evening, but here’s this week’s post pole glow!
Another week off last week, but we’re back with this week’s post pole glow!
This week’s post pole glow is brought to you by the deep bruising effects of outside leg hangs. You can’t see them because they’re all on the back of my legs (and/or haven’t developed yet) but they are there. Boy are they there. 🖤💜💙
Pole Mom: “Annie, your biceps are popping today, did you do something different? Me:
We had a week off due to my pole mom being sick, but here’s this week’s post-pole glow. First week of Level 4 means choppers and sword spins!
Dressed for a wedding vs. just home from the studio. Estrogen is GOOD SHIT (2017 vs 2026)
Most of mine are all packed up for an uncertain move
Just wanted to let you know that something on your page is wrong: you actually published it. Hope that helps!
I mean come on, this is a legitimately funny bit
I know you didn’t just ask me how I got a UTI, mom
This was last year’s picture, 6 months before I got my hair cut.
Back with another post-pole glow after a week off for spring break. I think we were all struggling with grip today because of the humidity, but it’s all about the process!