VanVelding

@vanvelding

I sometimes make things on the internet. Battletech. Star Trek. US politics. Video games. he/him

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VanVelding@vanvelding· 28d

Weird ask, but okay.

Kid Khan from the Strange New Worlds episode, "Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow."

VanVelding@vanvelding· 29d

Me, when George Lucas makes another objectively correct statement:

VanVelding@vanvelding· 29d

The rest of the entertainment industry: "Hey, comics how did you put out content on a monthly basis leveraging all of your IPs and make enough profit that shareholders were happy?" Comics:

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 13

There's a "get off my ship" button for when randos crash my mission. This might be love.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 12

Trying to do a little Helldivers instead of ARC Raiders and this game and I, we can be friends.

An icon for Super Earth, I think, and the name SES Judge of Judgment, the ship operated by me. Players can choose their ship's name and letting me chose JoJ is a point in its favor.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 10

*A person walks past the house.* Me: Don't worry; it's just a guy. The dog:

A picture of Wendy Williams. Text reads, "It's the killer."

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 10

Woman sleeping at the wheel of a tesla driving on a highway

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 9

An image of Batman with a smaller mask he was wearing under his bigger mask.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 7

A picture of Lenny from Of Mice and Men about to kill George. Top text says, "Yeah, buddy. The Millenium Falcon and the Defiant are basically the same ship." bottom text says, "they are both quote round but kinda flat. end quote. It was smart that you caught that."

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 6

If @bsky.app is going to keep putting AI slop in my Discovery Feed, maybe this is the right solution.

Message saying my discovery queue is empty and I may need to follow more users. Nah. I'm good.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 6

I mean, it scans to me:

A New york times connection puzzle. The four selected words are Check, Cash, With, and Nuts, all of which could be part of a phrase ending with the word out, but it seems unlikely "nuts out," would be a new york times approved answer.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 4

I don't know what to say except my rolls were bullshit and Pillagers are Pillagers.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 4

Fuck me, MegaMek:

A friendly 'mech fires an MML seven. Four missiles hit. All four hit the legs, but deal no damage because the target 'mech is behind partial cover.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jul 4

Oh, C'MON!

Enemy lightray needs an 8 to hit with a punch. Rolls a 9 and deals damage to center torso, the msot important torso. Friendly Exterminator needs a 6 to hit. It rolls a 2.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jun 30

I think of this guy every time.

todd from the boys, who looks like Matt Walsh. Homelander had Todd murdered.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jun 30

"Magnito was right." ...possibly? Was he the inhuman who wanted NO ONE to have rights? Controlled neutrons?

Homsar, a character created as a joke when a fan misspelled "home star" in a strong bad email.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jun 26

Hey, my best MegaMek game in a while. While the Blade did win initiative 5 turns in a row, it was still a heck of a fighter.

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jun 25

I *have* been writing a lot of popey stuff lately.

Jeff Winger from Community saying, "It's messed up that he knows."

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jun 24

VanVelding@vanvelding· Jun 23

This is my Patterson–Gimlin film. Five-figure followers/following. Demographics in description. No posts but politics. Poised to inject poison into the discourse at a moment's notice.