Me: I should fold all this laundry before I travel tomorrow. Henry: Yeah but what if nah.

I’ve been thinking about this ever since we got this pinball table so I have to ask this out loud and confirm I’m not crazy: This machine came out in 1990. Avenged Sevenfold had to have either found inspiration in this or accidentally ripped it off for Beast and the Harlot, right??

Gang gang

Storm subsided so had to go be nosy and uh, yeah, I guess that’ll do it huh.

Me, finally getting to check out the Tokon demo but then my fucking power goes out: hey what the fuck??? Me, going upstairs to try to find out what happened: ….oh

Local theater is doing a late night showing of In The Mouth Of Madness. I’ve never seen this and I’m a real baby bitch boy when it comes to scary stuff but hey, fuck it, we ride

Y’all I was SWEATING

Was cataloging my vinyl collection again cuz it’s been a minute and man I totally forgot I had these signed Alex Lahey albums on wax, hell yeah

So liiike…Alissa and I were trying to be quiet about it until it happened, but now that it’s official I think we’re ready to spill the beans: We’ve added another beautiful child into our life and its name is Phantom of the Opera by Data East (1990)

Giiiiirls niiiiiight

This is so fucking cool

This is so sick wtf

lol hell yeah

God this is so sick

We’re driving a rental car this weekend for -reasons- and uh, who the hell thought this was a good idea, turn your location on, I just wanna talk

Yeah whatever it’s no tap rules but still, COME ONNNNNNN

Me like every day this week so far

Today was really weird and I still don’t even know what the fallout for is, but I wasn’t gonna let it stop me from celebrating ten years of being with @gliitchy.bsky.social. It’s been a rollercoaster for both of us but I’m so happy to have her be the constant in my life. Let’s keep the ride going.

I want to experience the same level of joy that Henry experiences when it’s time for his monthly treat/toy delivery

Mirror was like

Not me putting off chores for almost an entire week only to wind up finishing them in an hour

Update: he’s doing good now.

Henry is not enjoying the 4th of July.

Okay I’m actually kinda proud of figuring out this one

Pinball post: I’ve been having a friendly competition with @gliitchy.bsky.social on the Dungeons and Dragons machine in town and have wanted to see if I could beat her current score (she’s gonna beat it when I do lol). Anyways, I shot my shot today and:

Was watching a video about the new Sonic pinball machine Jersey Jack is making and it’s absolutely wild getting fucking Slash from Guns N’ Roses to come in and work with Jun Senoue on new versions of Open Your Heart and It Doesn’t Matter, what a flex lol

My local dive bar got an OG Addams Family pinball machine and I’m in heaven right now I’m busting out staircase loops like a man possessed, I’m out here mamushkamaxxing, we festering our tunnel hunts up in this bitch

I walked up to Alissa and said “hey…you want a hit of this” without realizing that at some point I put a frog hat on my head in an attempt to distract myself from industry news and now I guess this picture of me exists