Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
@variola13
Scientist, lecturer, lefty, gamer, book nerd. Sarcastic individual, into silliness, medicine, anatomy, & forensics. Wears odd socks. Death positive 💀 #ME NB: often inappropriate. ENFJ. She/her. DMs welcome if we have had some kind of interaction on here.
The Boy is in Turkey on an all-inclusive, he flies back tomorrow. Is it wrong to wish illness on your own child?
Monday- my prediction of the week expressed courtesy of Reggie.
Saturday morning Grandparenting duties, the temp has dropped enough to be tolerable
True love is letting your ‘grandpup’ sit on your head because they think they are a tiny chihuahua and not the pocket bully that they are 🙄 She is a right chunk!
I have got blue wine, I bought it two weeks ago and I have no idea why. I don’t usually drink blue raspberry slushies (although I don’t mind them) so I have no idea why I was compelled to buy it.
Without downloading new pics, what's it like to date (and/or be married to) you
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." #towelday
When you are waiting for an answer from your child and they ignore your text..
Every year… wait, no, it can’t be summer yet, I’m still a blimp!
Avoided my old PE teacher and gave them a note explaining why.