Clarence
@varsityathlete
a little jaded and could do with a rest
sale.dhgate.com/VwmUzV05 One didn’t arrive. 10 of the 11 that did are at least 7/10 quality. Spain away looks elite. Brazil home shirt looks a bit naff The neck on the Arsenal 26/27 blue makes it a ‘take your glasses off before you put it on, or they’ll be taken off for you’ job. #review
The simplicity of this red one is absolutely class. Quite like the WM twist on the banana concept, but discouraged by the Rwanda and also suspect any printing on the back would look awful
Being such a valued customer that My Friends In The East have started whatsapping me pics of custom shirts I don’t even think exist
Sheamus 2026/27 Cody List: Brody King Ishii Mark Briscoe Takeshita Rush Shibata Claudio Bandido Squash match with Jungle Jack Archer Bully match with Sammy Ospreay, the title, and the British Crown Manchester United Football Club
“Mikel, in your 24 years living in Glasgow, the North West, and London, what’s been your favourite British tv show?” FOGGIN EASTENDERS
Konsa is comfortably the least offensive player in that disgusting little man’s Villa squad. I’ve only clocked him make one egregious mistake when hate-watching them. I doubt the noise about him to ours is from our side. Piss-weak in his Foggin Duels and that does not meet the Foggin Estandards.
Also applies to PSG when we finished the CL final with this mob all simultaneously on the pitch together.
Another morning respecting and fearing the sea, in honour of Sulzeer Jeremiah Campbell and the wonderful Nike campaign he inspired 25 years ago today.
Underrated early morning beach things: being thoroughly disappointed to see another human being within half a mile. Then realising they’ll be as equally disappointed about your presence. And then that eventual moment you pass each other and pretend to wish each other a good morning
All these fuckers are gonna be eliminated by the time the shirts rock up, innit
Bloke up front walking about and making everything worse for everyone else?