The things we send each other when planning our movie dates

I am Forgiven.

I did not invite Davos to snuggle quickly enough and now he has his chin on the small of my wife's back, literally within arm's reach of me, and is pretending he can't hear me. He is very much awake and moves his ears every time I say his name. He's just Ignoring Me. I am PUNISHED. By IGNORING.

I repeat: You can criticize hypocrisy without making homophobic jokes or using homophobic nicknames. And if YOU feel YOU can't, that's just a fucking skill issue. Get good or get blocked. I got no patience for it.

You can criticize hypocrisy without making homophobic jokes or using homophobic nicknames. And if YOU feel YOU can't, that's just a fucking skill issue.

For @clairewillett.bsky.social who needs more Catholic whimsy to go along with the schismatic whining

And of course! I only tell the truth. You work hard and you deserve to know that people see that. Ser Davos Seawoof sees it. Well, he would, but he's busy cleaning Rumba's head right now. 💗💗💗

He is my wife's big baby & has designated himself as my blood sugar alert dog. Not joking, he probably saved my life about a month ago and it's not the first time. Everybody was asleep and he woke me up by huffing and licking my face. My blood sugar was *54.* I love my dog but Rumba saved me, so.

I'm really proud of you, for whatever it's worth, and Rumba is, too. He would also like to know if you might have some spare cheese.

My company employs 4 trans ppl & I gotta buy more supplies before PDX Pride next weekend bc this is when I make the $$ to last all winter. All kinds of new sweet shirt designs are here, including these 3 which just posted yesterday, buy 2 get the 3rd 69% off: nerdykeppie.com/collections/...

I literally just woke up with this image in my mind.

I found it!!

If you see this, post your bird #art! This is one of my favorite patterns of all time. The Yiddish reads "faygele," which literally means "little bird," but also means "gay person or effeminate man."

So I was curious and look what happens if you type "fabulous" into the search bar of the Amazon app, @chucktingle.bsky.social!

Ok so this little trans pride bird I made out of the dregs of 3 cups is so cute but I'm fully distracted by how the back of the octopus head looks like balls

Me 5m ago: what the fuck is at the feeder at 2 am-- FUCK, NO GODDAMMIT NO

All my Catholic friends the last few days

I started when I was 42. I'm happier in my body than I've ever been. The only reason I wish I had started earlier is so I could have been happier earlier. Yeet that ugly rhetoric into the medical waste bag where my uterus went.

228/241 backer rewards packed. There are 2 more stacks of boxes on the dining room table.

At the Tiny Girl Big Stand-Up show on Thursday at Alberta Rose Theater. Both of my pictures with Emet, I ended up catching myself talking.

I feel like the entirety of the "middle ground" on my quiz was me saying, "Well not if you phrase it like THAT." :p

This is the "if I were a rich man"* one which I want and might invest in at some point for summer events, and I'm not gonna lie, it's at least partially bc it's orange, and not just bc it's much nicer than the one I currently have. *[TEVYE INTENSIFIES]

Yeah, we have those, too. :) The windows in my place right after college did that. That's what freestanding units are made for. Like, I get the frustration. I do. I live in Portland, OR, & nobody had a/c here at all until ~10y ago. We struggled to find a unit that worked in my brother's apartment.

I didn't listen to him today when he started huffing at me & made myself sick with a sugar drop. Dr. Rumba is always right & I should listen.

"The US needs more people who hold Trump's dick for him while he pisses on the Constitution & the cocks of billionaires while they piss on the environment & working Americans." Lad, get bent & get ratioed.

Small correction: Trans & Proud is 4" and the others are 3"! Also just added this one, 2.5": nerdykeppie.com/products/bet...