VeggieBLT 🌽 Offkai
@veggieblt
Spiders on my dick, piss on my wife, bread on my gineer. Voice actor, 'Vtuber', entertainer, idiot. Clown school dropout. 30. he/him.
To anyone concerned about my nail hygiene, do not worry. I was simply unable to battle these dogs without the special nail clipper lost in the move. But thankfully I'm now once again able to tame these bad boys with my Vaguely Racist Nail Clippers.
OffKai was everything I needed in a trip after the rough year I've had. Thank you to all my friends who I saw and the new ones I met! Good bye San Jose and I can't wait for next y-WAIT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mom is at rest now. I never would have gotten this far in life or in entertainment in general without all her love and support. She was always asking about you guys. She was the best mom I ever could have asked for.
So forget what everyone said Mina the Hollower isn't Dark Souls it is 100% a de-make of Bloodborne oh my god if you've wanted Bloodborne 2 it exists and you play as a cute mouse girl oh my god that ending blew my nuts off.
This week on stream: oh god it's actually happening. (All times cst) You guys did it. We're locked in for month 2 of partner plus. This Thursday Five starts YIIK. At least we have tonight's fangame to look forward to. Sunday is bingo and starting The Quarry with @partydemoness.bsky.social!
THIS WEEK ON STREAM: Finishing the Roottrees are Dead tonight, and moving on to Spreadcheats and AGREEEE! Then going through a 15th century Slovakian JRPG later this week with Felvidek! Finishing the week off with Bad Game Bingo!
Welcome to my new Undertale/Deltarune AU where Sans and Papyrus are always bloody and bleeding and red. Not because they're evil. But because blood comes from bone marrow inside the bones. They carry around towels. Sans says it's ketchup. They're slightly wet all the time.
Half-Life 3 Wishlist: 32 reserve ammo revolver Gravity Gun able to rotate objects Bring back satchels and trip mines Make SMG good again Barney x GMan sad hand job scene 1 hour long
BIRTHDAY DAY! SPECIAL SECRET HYPERFIXATION STREAM FEATURING A BUNCH OF FRIENDS STARTING HALF AN HOUR EARLY TODAY!!!!
PSA TO ALL VOICE ACTORS, STREAMERS, AND VTUBERS. If you have problems with diction, mush mouth, or talking too fast put a bold sharpie note on your mic or screen saying 'SLOW DOWN' or 'ENUNCIATE' and I promise it'll help immediately. Just that little reminder can do WONDERS.