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Veruca's Alt

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Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Jul 16

Smoky skies

Bright orangeish sun peeking out behind blue grey smoky clouds

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Jun 21

Sending out love to anyone who needs it this Father's Day

Sending love to everyone on father's day

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Jun 18

If the shoe fits...

Glittery patch that says salty

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Jun 12

A big pot of my old school red meat sauce with pork neck bones

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Jun 10

Word

Work gets out at 1045 for summer break

Me: I'm gonna be hiiiigh as a lie by then

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Jun 9

This shit isn't even real food. This piece of Hershey's cookies and cream bar was dropped outside 4 hours ago, and the bugs aren't even touching it

Piece of candy bar on the ground outside, untouched, no ants or bugs eating it

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· May 31

I love this crossover doll

Collage of the Squid Game Monster High doll, the girl from the red-light green light game

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· May 29

I told you I have a pretty pussy

Beautiful, green-eyed Maine coon cat between bannister posts looking down from the balcony

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· May 27

Calm down, peach

Sexy wet peach looking like a booty backshot

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· May 19

These better work

Seagrams Jamaican Me Happy wine coolers

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· May 7

We're never beating the allegations #LGM #METS #LFGM

Keith Hernandez and Steve Gelbs going full lady and the tramp on an 18 inch "Glizzilla* at Colorado Rockies

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· May 5

Today is more my style

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Apr 27

I made my first Ciambellone yesterday

A ciambellone ring cake

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Apr 24

How I hope this email finds you:

Bullfighter taking a horn to the rectum...as one does

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Apr 12

Inspo

Pic of a cute furry cat sleeping in a chair, Pic of a cutie pie "old dog" sleeping on the couch

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Apr 1

I'm literally right here

A cat with a sticker that says Bad Bitches only, Bang Local milfs

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Mar 31

Blatant post thief

@michael-dent.bsky copied my post about naming a library after someone illiterate word for word because he's an uncreative loser, report and block

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Mar 29

Came across this tea while shopping for easter gifts, I think some of you could really use it:

Tea tin: Nut Embrace

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Mar 17

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future

- Irish blessing

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Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Feb 27

Atmospheric

Small pond with bare winter trees in the background, some snow still lingering on the ground, thick fog looming

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Feb 23

I got plenty right here

Snowy pond and trees

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Feb 22

My glamor girl, Mocha, fashionably late for Caturday

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Feb 22

They call their plug in scents "Wallflowers" 🤣

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Feb 22

Woahhhh, simmer down late night food network

Tv guide screen showing details for a kitchen nightmares episode titled "Juicy Box"

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Feb 19

Let's go!

Image in Pokémon style letters that says Pedo-cons gotta catch em all! With Ash throwing a pokeball at Andrew Mountbatten Windsor

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Feb 13

Here's to a little ch ch ch with your ah ah ah

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Feb 7

What now, my love?

A bowl of fettucini Alfredo with Italian bread toast

Veruca's Alt@verucas-alt· Feb 4

I feel this in my core

I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party, and I attended with my real face
- Franz Kafka