did some work on my vacation

that’s kendra!!!!!

wheels r falling off of everything at work again

yeah so whoever this is has gotta die, sorry man

twang em if u got em

peter petey pedro pablo pierre pizza plinko turned one years old this week 🥹

not to sound ignorant but what other kind of aloha is there

mr. baby vampire did NOT want me to get out of bed this morning

shape-shaped son

buy me bonestorm or go to hell

hello from pierre

earnestly explaining to my beautiful and dumb as doornails kitten that it hurts my feelings when he chews on my nice basket while he looks at me like this

this week they had to take their car out on the french highway to keep their dashboard pass from expiring so they drove to a rest stop where the city put the colonnade of the old theater after it burned down

“oh noooo mother don’t hoist me off the counter with your chicken hands and coat my silky fur in delicious grease” lil rat ass

spartans WILL 😤💪

mom just sent me this???

anyway we’re having nandos and watching hockey

this ovi retrospective…

do u guys wanna see pierre doing something weird with his foot. since everything else makes me feel INSANE!!!!

also spent most of it thinking this

time to steal some valor

they’re NOT friends!!!!!

and harry truman watched over us as we ate shellfish eyepatchedly, amen

eyes to see, etc

actually very difficult to drink out of