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Vibeulator

@vibeulator

Seventies baby from the 20th century. Music, gardening, cooking, photography, art, existential chaos, etc. Bluski Member since November 2023.

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Vibeulator@vibeulator· 22d

You’ve heard of Jimothy. But have you heard of Kermithy? Kermithy Frog?

An image of a tree frog named “Kermithy” stuck to a window, with the reflection of a world-renowned frog-on-window photographer in the background.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· 24d

Auditioning my “User with this avatar just got blocked” avatar. Pretty damn blockable, eh?

A fella making a threatening gesture with a bratwurst in a tongs.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· 26d

The The - Mind Bomb Album cover

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Jul 10

I tried this for dinner last night, and honestly I’m now a little worried that Dolly might be missing a horse or two.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Jul 8

Edward Ruscha - OOF 1962/1963

Edward Ruscha - OOF 1962/1963

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Jul 4

Wouldn’t have thought P’Tree Corners had shirtless drunk men wandering around…

A dynamic star shooting across the entire universe with “The More You Know” written above it.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Jul 3

Took my last selfie today.

A selfie of an old man with what looks like a fresh goiter forming.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Jun 23

A digitally manipulated photo of a goose on green glitch grass, with "I make meme" written in pink letters at the top.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Jun 11

Who wore it better?

Nancy Mace and her big pile of farty-assed beans (derogatory).

Roger Daltrey and his farty-assed beans (complimentary).

Vibeulator@vibeulator· May 31

SNL’s Dan Akroyd exclaiming “Wow, that’s terrific bass.” The fish is about to be put into a blender, so it’s out of order. But whatever. We all like bass when it’s rated as “terrific.”

Vibeulator@vibeulator· May 26

The nine-year-old daughter isn’t doing much better…

A screenshot of a dramatic iMessage exchange between me and my daughter:
[Me]: I wish you weren’t so mad. That’s sad that you are mad.
[Daughter]: And I wish to go to Korean barbecue. You crushed my dreams. I am mad at you.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· May 25

A small crab

Vibeulator@vibeulator· May 8

Who wants to see what I’ve been up to?

A ~150 year old codger of an oak tree that got tired and decided to lay down and have a rest over 3 yards

Vibeulator@vibeulator· May 1

Yay! It's cheap cake night!

A photo of a whole carrot cake with the bargain price of $7.50

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Apr 21

Earlier today there was some kind of tragedy that occurred in my yard.

A photo of the bottom quarter of what looks like a nestling, ripped asunder.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Apr 15

A photo of Looney Tunes Sam the Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf palling around as they clock in for the day.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Apr 12

Made my kid a birthday omelette. Happy birthday, Alex!

Plate with an omelette, a small ramekin of stone ground grits, and 2 slices of extra crispy bacon.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Mar 28

No Kings Atlanta... #nokings #atl

A photo of a mobile paper mache Trump wearing a dunce cap reading "CHAOS

A photo of the Atlanta No Kings protest with the Georgia Capitol in the background.

A photo of people and signs at the No Kings protest in Atlanta

A photo of people and signs at the No Kings protest in Atlanta

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Mar 24

A blue ringer tshiirt with the Stereolab: Super *45* cover printed in yellow.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Mar 17

A taco is a sandwich. A banana is a hotdog.

I like Bouie, but a gentle ribbing every once in a while doesn’t hurt: screenshot of a now-deleted post of a malapropism: his quote is:
“once again john roberts is the man in the banana costume “ with a link to a Bloomberg story on John Roberts’ calling out a rising hostility towards individual supreme court members, an obviously self-caused situation.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Feb 15

An image of a burger banner ad from the mid-aughts theat shows a guy one one side, a cheeseburger on the other, and "I'd hit it" in the middle.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Feb 14

Family and I went to get some URGERS. They were served on a UN.

A photo of a burger place in Atlanta with a bit of extinguished neon on its sign. The working (lit) part reads, "URGERS"

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Feb 14

Thinking about getting my first tattoo...

A horrible photo of a portion of a chip bag, glee all over the place. There is a blue ribbon graphic with "Party Size!" In large white letters. Underneath, a photo of 3 ruffled potato chips arranged in a triangle, surrounding a glass bowl of apparent chip dip. Lettering to the lower-right of the bowl indicates the photo is a

SERVING
SUGGESTION

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Feb 13

A photo of the 1980 Sears Wish Book catalog containing all the stuff we wished for.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Jan 23

Fried okra. Courtesy of newsouthcharm.com

A photo of fried okra, some ranch-style dipping sauce, and some raw okra on the side. The raw okra is probably there to spark conversation around the mucilaginous nature of okra. It would not be surprising if someone were to try to shove raw okra up their nose.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Jan 14

If I'm giving up my sanity, I'm going to go all out.

Album cover for Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band: Trout Mask Replica

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Jan 2

Where have I seen that before?

A Klan Klown rally where a Klan Klown is holding an "America First" sign.

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Jan 2

Yessss...

A photo of a small, dead poinsettia plant...

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Dec 25

Fingers crossed! And I enjoy your Advent Calendar skeets, BTW. I get to live vicariously through your daily surprises. My daughter had one where every day there was a new little squishie...

An assortment of Micromallows from an Advent Calendar

Vibeulator@vibeulator· Dec 25

Every time I glance up at this, for a split second I see something else, and I attribute this to being Bluesky-brained.

A bag of s'mores cones that have "fun part" in oddly -rounded letters that a perverted mind might misinterpret upon first glance.