It’s very easy for me to get a gun pulled on me with this one (I am an Ace Combat fan) so instead: Project Sylpheed is a 5/10 game with a 2/10 story (laudatory) and is a surprisingly fun sci-fi shooting gallery. By the end you’re shooting down capital ships with not!nukes, it rules.

LindellTV, Mike Lindell's own streaming... thing... reports that he lost. So if you're wondering how attentive an executive Mike is, I feel like this is an answer.

Yeah but look how starstruck they all are

flight attendants don't even hiss when you call them demons anymore they just look at you like this

mfw I have 42 charges against me, including multiple "offences relating to indecent images of a child and extreme pornography"

World’s first neighborhood to be shaped exactly like this

Listening. Learning.

Incredible scenes

Ah damn they got my ass

Several hundred crystal paste later

damn this guy just heard the best joke in his life

A small but significant part of my adulthood has been, every time a new round of Jowling Kowling Rowling discourse starts, remembering every time someone told me - from roughly age 8 up until I was about 19 - that I look just like Harry Potter. Mortifying. At least Daniel Radcliffe seems alright?

“There is an intrinsically evil minority that seeks to do harm regardless of its utility and the world will only made better by their absence”

I feel like I’m cheating because 50 years before I was born was most of Jacob Lawrence’s Migration series.

The name of the studio working on this hit me like a fucking bus

“Ah, surely by placing myself near the vanguard of a participatory constructed reality, I will be rendered immune to the ambitions of others”

Bro, you can generate it on Veecy. You can make it with Spon. I can do it with Bleeb. Poob does that now. You can literally do it with Groyn.

I finally figured out what this reminds me of

Alright the status is still very quo, but the disclosure crowd will get to say it’s an “exciting time” for a few months and then go back to jerking each other off about orbs or that time a drone pilot saw some glare.

Along with everything else about this, one of the (many) reasons we know United Airlines Flight 93 was not headed to building 7 is that it was clearly flying towards DC

charlie charlie kirky I just popped a perky

"oh yeah man my cultural victory is really shaping up"

Only semi-related, but: I’ve always kind of loved the way D&D 3.5e handled this, where the gendered pronouns in class descriptions depend entirely on if the art for the class depicts a male or female character. It’s not perfect, but hey, it was published in 2003

I wasn't sure what he looked like, but I definitely wasn't expecting "squished abraham lincoln"

It is pretty damn cold in TN today