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vivshaw@vivsha· 7d

🍁⛰️🌲 VERMONT MENTIONED

Vermont Mentioned meme, featuring Yui with Dakin Farms maple syrup, a bottle o' Switchback Ale, and a Ben & Jerrys hoodie

vivshaw@vivsha· 13d

Grand Theft Christchild. are you a bad enough soror and/or frater to find out who stole Our Lord and get Mary’s hands back?

a statue of Mary. her hands, and Jesus, are missing

a statue of Mary. her hands, and Jesus, are missing

a statue of Mary. her hands, and Jesus, are missing

a statue of Mary. her hands, and Jesus, are missing

vivshaw@vivsha· 13d

godchamp

a medieval painting of St Andrew. he’s doing a YouTuber face for some reason

vivshaw@vivsha· 13d

drinkable unicorn

a unicorn-shaped jug with a spigot

vivshaw@vivsha· 13d

me and who

a statue of St Catherine treading on Emperor Maxentius

vivshaw@vivsha· 14d

friend shaped!

a feline depicted on a woven Peruvian Chimú tunic from the 15th or 16th century. it has a delightful blocky shape and spirally tail

vivshaw@vivsha· 14d

“toute cette pue le genre”, i holler, as i overturn my uncle’s tambour, turning la farandole de Provence into la farandole de merde

a hurdy-gurdy, the head of which is a woman with all the tuning pegs sticking through her skirt

a bagpipe that’s outfitted as a woman

vivshaw@vivsha· 15d

they also had this Japanese hand cannon

a pistol with a weirdly wide and squat design because it is basically just a small cannon

vivshaw@vivsha· 15d

friend shaped. Free Him

two porcelain jugs In the shape of muzzled bears. one’s open, the other closed, the head is a lid that comes off

vivshaw@vivsha· 15d

the ultimate weapon… shield that is also a pistol

a metal shield with a pistol sticking out of it

vivshaw@vivsha· 16d

tote-entanz

a rack of canvas tote bags with art of a Totentanz

vivshaw@vivsha· 16d

Saint Jerome about to launch into his latest diatribe on the Onomasticon of Eusebius while you’re just tryna get to Vespers

a 16th century Spanish woodcarving of Saint Jerome in his study

vivshaw@vivsha· 16d

god i wish that were me

a mannequin inside a giant circular PianoArc keyboard

vivshaw@vivsha· 17d

what is Cernunnos the Horned doing in my backyard. wrong continent buddy

a tree that kinda looks like a guy with a deer head

vivshaw@vivsha· 17d

we’re talking trench warfare smokescreen levels of incense

a mass at the Church of St. Mary the Virgin with massive billowing clouds of incense smoke

vivshaw@vivsha· 21d

Ushiromiya Krauss with a speech bubble

vivshaw@vivsha· Jul 7

Descriptive Bsky Post

the Gemini AI preview for a search for "FireHydrant, Inc". for some reason all the links in it are replaced with the words "Descriptive Anchor Text" and the photo is a normal fire hydrant.

"FireHydrant Descriptive Anchor Text is an end-to-end incident management and on-call alerting platform Descriptive Anchor Text. Headquartered in New York Descriptive Anchor Text, it helps engineering and DevOps teams detect, manage, and learn from IT outages Descriptive Anchor Text."

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 21

an auspicious visitor arrives

a bunny in the marshy area behind my house

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 20

Routledge should *really* rethink their infographics strategy

a completely tone-deaf infographic for "The Thirst for Annihilation"

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

late acquisitions

St. Augustine’s “The City of God”, bell hooks’ “All About Love”, Violet Allen’s “Plastic, Prism, Void”, Baudrillard’s “Simulacra & Simulation”, and Edward Gorey’s “Amphigorey”, “Amphigorey Too”, “Amphigorey Also”, and “Amphigorey Again”

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

i’m not sure how i feel about this bench, but the symbiotic fungo-algal colonies are certainly lichen it

a heavily lichen-covered bench

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

toxic bee lunch

a bee climbing into a foxglove flower

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

found the fabled “beast that teaches you” from the Book of Job

a backpack with a rad cartoon tiger on and the verse Job 12:7 - “Ask the beasts, and they will teach you; the birds of the heavens, and they will tell you”

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

do you think they’ll kick me out for using vim? or maybe the ice cream has evil mode

Emack and Bolio’s ice cream shop exterior

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

love a product that does exactly what it says on the tin

Arnold’s Rent-A-Bike: “Where You Rent The Bikes”

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

located their HQ, proceed with exfiltration

a shop called Butch HQ with sign art of a pig in a suit

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

twinning

me posing with Diva, the Nut House mascot

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

me and who

illustration of how to do the Heimlich maneuver

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

get rotated idiot

a sculpture of a shark hanging by its tail

vivshaw@vivsha· Jun 19

don’t even think about it

a yard sign that reads “NOPE”