Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®

@void0reason

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot. The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· 17d

You think it’s FUNNY when someone steals a naked man!?!!

The Townley Discobolus, from Hadrian's Villa at Tivoli. Marble, 2nd century.
This sculpture may have been part of a larger group of statuary (collection of statues/sculptures).
The beautiful youth Hyacinth was struck and killed by a discus thrown by his lover, the god Apollo. The discus was blown off course by the jealous Zephyr.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· 20d

Front of the Gentle Giant’s debut album.

A smiling giant looks at the viewer. He has red hair and beard, with the top of his head bald.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· 21d

Why did no one tell me not to drink it!? After all, why else would it be so delicious!?!

“You might be using sunscreen wrong”

from the American Medical Association’s website

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· 26d

Google Translate reading this text as “THZ ODYSSEY,” which it translates as “THZ ODYSSEY”

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 11

A woman from a 1970s tv ad is in the foreground, her husband in the background, apparently at someone else’s home.

She’s thinking, “Jim never has seconds of my edibles...”

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 11

Tweet from @ScottJenningsKY

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He's still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes ... about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

4:52 PM • Jul 7, 2026

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 11

Good evening. I’m your host, Salvador Dali. Welcome to Surreal Housewives of Orange County.

Dali’s painting “Woman with Head of Roses”

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 7

A couple of trademarks filed July 1.

2 trademarks for “Freedom Fuel Network,” presumably connected to Trump though I don’t know for certain. Both filed July first.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 6

Honestly seems like pretty good advice generally.

Advice from the CDC.

People can take the following steps to prevent Cyclospora infection:

・Avoid consuming food or water that may be contaminated with feces.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 5

Detail from the above image, showing that it has 333 likes.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 5

John Cleese and Terry Jones in the “Albatross” sketch.

Cleese, in drag, is trying to sell an albatross. Samuel Taylor Coleridge could not be reached for comment.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 4

The titular Golden Man from the Lost in Space episode “The Golden Man”

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 4

with alt-text:

O, let America be America again-The land that never has been yet-
And yet must be-the land where every man is free.
The land that's mine-the poor man's, Indian's, Negro's, ME-
Who made America,
Whose sweat and blood, whose faith and pain, Whose hand at the foundry, whose plow in the rain,
Must bring back our mighty dream again.
Sure, call me any ugly name you choose-The steel of freedom does not stain.
From those who live like leeches on the people's lives,
We must take back our land again, America!

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 4

the vampire Count Orlok, who I assume was Stephen Miller’s grandfather, in the film Nosferatu.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jul 3

Photograph of a B-52

Only a bit of the pilot’s head is visible. I assume he’s the B-52s guy Coach Rusty mentioned.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jun 13

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jun 11

Money, get back I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack Money, it's a hit Don't give me that do goody good bullshit I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling section And I think I need a Lear jet

Maria from The Sound of Music playing a guitar and singing to the von Trapp children

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jun 10

We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. Quote post with yours…

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· Jun 1

David Mitchell in a Nazi uniform saying to Robert Webb (also in a Nazi uniform), “Hans, are we the baddies?”

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 31

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18

1922 movie poster for F.W. Murnau’s “Nosferatu: Eine Symphonie Des Grauens”

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 24

w alt-text:

Tweet from Kara Dansky (@KDansky)

My TERF origin story: I was chatting with a friend, who told me that everything related to
"trans" is anti-woman. She said, "Think about it, Kara, it's like the ultimate penetration of our bodies by men."

That was it. I was done. It was 2014.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 21

Here's what's actually happening: You’re useless and unemployable. (Yes, this is my brain’s default when I see something like this.)

Headline from Boston TV station WCVB.

No, Al isn't auto-rejecting your job application. Here's what's actually happening.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 21

Against a foggy scene with foliage and water, the words "Every day, in every day, I’m endlessly screaming"

the final 3 words are in a quite lovely red and black color scheme

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 18

early Hipgnosis vibe

The album cover for Pink Floyd’s Atom Heart Mother, featuring a cow.

(Not one of their more memorable records, but they made up for it in the next few years.)

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 17

Pick a new Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

Post by Stephen King with a black & white photo of him aiming an acoustic guitar at the camera.
The caption is, “Don't point that thing at me unless you mean to play it.”

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 10

He doesn’t look amused.

Renaissance painter Raffaello Sanzio, better known as Raphael

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 8

He’s an anti-vaxxer.

Post by Peter Imanuelsen a k a Peter Sweden
BREAKING: Trump said he is open to getting rid of vaccines if RFK Jr. finds them be unsafe.
This is massive news.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 7

the “PEPPERIDGE FARMS REMEMBERS” meme changed to “Soylent Green Remembers”

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 7

Mice don’t ride bicycles. It’s well known that they paddle around in canoes (even though it’s challenging to paddle one up one of those things).

Cover art for Stuart Little by E.B. White, showing Stuart paddling a canoe.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®@void0reason· May 4

Orchidae