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your favorite local cryptid he/him Dreamy is my permanent party member fan of wrestling, video games, and Premodern MtG

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volke@volke· 19d

in my constant checking of the AEW shop for a Divine Dominion jersey drop I did find they sell these sick Thekla patches

volke@volke· 20d

me when I accidentally Rainmaker my tag teammate instead of my opponent 🤼

a picture of wrestler Okada making a disgruntled face

volke@volke· 20d

are Phyrexian Negator or Tyranny optimal Premodern cards? nope, but I still built decks around them anyway cause they’re neat

The Magic card Phyrexian Negator that looks very similar to a Xenomorph

The Magic card Phyrexian Tyranny which features the character Crovax sitting atop a throne with someone splayed across the floor in front of him

volke@volke· 25d

we don’t disrespect Dunkzilla in this house. we can uplift Knight without putting someone else down (especially someone who has put in a lot of work for it)

volke@volke· Jul 13

got invited to play in a garage MtG premodern tournament to celebrate a friend’s birthday where the price of admission was a 6 pack of choice (sodas and seltzers valid ofc). I painted my nails to match the UB deck I played and along with custom stamped cards I also got a 90’s MTG counter sheet

my hand with alternating painted blue and black nails with a black ring and a blue ring

5 Magic the Gathering cards that are stamped with “Garage Beer Open 2026” and a token/counters sheet from 1995

volke@volke· Jul 12

my family: “Heaven gained another angel today 😭👼❤️” me in hell

Doom guy fighting off demons with the text “where is Lindsey Grahan

volke@volke· Jul 11

these two over here hootin’ and hollerin’ with each other

a large gray cat is snuggled up to a much smaller gray and white cat who is mid yawn

the same two cats but this time the big gray cat is mid yawn

volke@volke· Jul 8

putting on the clowns shoes to match my shirt while I manifest a Hangman return tonight

a man with long chest length hair wearing a Hangman Page t shirt

volke@volke· Jul 4

Barry appreciates it immensely!

A doped up Great Pyrenees resting his head on the couch with his mouth open making what we call “ugly face” even though he is very cute

volke@volke· Jul 4

spent my first day of a nice four day break playing some Premodern with a close friend. such a perfect way to start the weekend!

a selfie in a small bar featuring two guys facing the camera with Magic the Gathering cards on the table

volke@volke· Jul 2

show me a cool physical game

A boxed copy of the Super Nintendo game Chrono Trigger

volke@volke· Jun 28

me inevitably falling for Switchblade Jay White’s bait once again

a picture of Charlie Brown having missed the football with wrestler Jay White layered over the top

volke@volke· Jun 10

truly wonderful timeline work featuring a hilarious spot from Harley Cameron, Mina Shirakawa, and The IInspiration

a gif from tonights Ring of Honor where several women’s wrestlers are shimmying at each other where below is a post from Bugs stating “everything really is wrestling, if you think about it”

volke@volke· Jun 6

this was so fun but I feel like a fraud for that third match though

A screenshot of wrestling match simulator where the goal is to make a 5 star card.

volke@volke· Jun 1

slowly but surely finishing this White 2 run I started almost a year ago

a photo of my 3DS featuring my Pokemon White 2 party

volke@volke· May 31

I politely asked him to stop snoring in my ear and this is the response I get back

a large gray cat has his paw over my mouth

volke@volke· May 29

oops my movie watching has fallen off hard recently

a screenshot of my letterboxd featuring my most recent four movies

volke@volke· May 21

I’m always happy to see Viva Van and Zayda Steel on my tv but booking a five minute eliminator match on a PPV (even if it’s pre show) is nasty work 🤼 #aew

a flyer for a women’s tag team match between Divine Dominion and Zayda Steel/Viva Van for Double or Nothing

volke@volke· May 20

Mick Foley is one of the only old heads I care to see popup so him hosting a ppv preshow is exactly what I want to see! 🤼

A tweet from Tony Khan announcing Mick Foley for the preshow with Renee Paquette

volke@volke· May 20

a couple of photos of Barry and his verbenas that were taken by @dreamyichigo.bsky.social

a large all white Great Pyrenees dog sniffing some verbenas

the same all white large dog trotting in front of the verbenas

volke@volke· May 19

maybe he got confused since I have long hair, dangly earrings, and paint my nails?

The “it hurt itself in confusion” text from Pokemon

volke@volke· May 19

me: I think we can recognize the progress women’s wrestling has made in the West while pointing out it can be improved this guy for some reason: no you loser you’re part of the problem!!!!

the original post from Sean talking about how these discussion around women’s pro wrestling is “hurting” women’s pro wrestling and my initial response of how so

Sean stating they aren’t getting less tome and how apparently it takes away from discussions of how AEW can improve elsewhere

my response about how it is something that can be improved but how we can also improve things too with other discussions and Seans baffling response to that is to make personal attacks for whatever reason

volke@volke· May 16

some UW Dreadnought for Premodern monthly today or as I lovingly call it “shrimp and grits”

a premodern Magic the Gathering deck with 15 card board spread out over a Final Fantasy VI playmat

volke@volke· May 14

once again falling for an unfulfilled Jay White return post

wrestler Ishii in a classic meme saying “I’m a sad man write whatever you want about me”

volke@volke· May 10

happy Mother’s Day to her and her alone

a picture of wrestling manager “Mother Wayne” and her actual irl son Nick Wayne

volke@volke· May 8

how it feels working in tech and finding out Microsoft released a new update because you KNOW it’s bricked something

Tetsuo from Akira holding his head in pain from Akira

volke@volke· Apr 29

every time I see Speedball Mike Bailey make the fajita hands it reminds me of this meme

Canadian professional wrestler Speedball Mike Bailey with their hands put together

a meme with a face smiling mischievously while rubbing its hands together

volke@volke· Apr 23

I’ve seen this going around so figured I would give my take on it. my main rule was no repeats here

A grid of various video games in a “about me” video games list

volke@volke· Apr 21

chunky bastard screams at me all day, stinks up my office, and then spends the rest of the day being the biggest little spoon possible. what a life

a large solid gray cat sleeping on top of a blue comforter while a smaller gray and white cat sleeps behind him

volke@volke· Apr 3

I’m being harassed by a couple of creatures for not being attentive enough