Vortmax

@vortmax

NCSU Meteorology Alum. Software engineer by day 🖥️📱, Mechwarrior by night🤖💥 All views mine, not my employer's.

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Vortmax@vortmax· 28d

Vortmax@vortmax· 29d

*crossing the memes* "I 'member!"

The Pepperidge Farm guy from "Family Guy" saying "Remember when the power grid couldn't handle electric vehicles but now data centers are essential... Pepperidge Farms remembers."

Vortmax@vortmax· 29d

It really is that simple. Could add a fifth and sixth panel: 5. Waiter "That'll be $800." 6. Customer: 😮

A four-panel comic:
1. Text saying "AI DESIGN LOGIC"
2. A person at a table telling the waiter "Get me a cheese pizza."
3. Waiter delivers a pizza.
4. Person says "Wow, look what I made!"

Vortmax@vortmax· 29d

Sam Neill as Ken in "A Fish Called Wanda" "REVENGE!"

Ken driving a steamroller towards Otto, who is stuck in cement.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 12

Was awakened this morning by a huge boom. Sure enough, a huge CG lightning strike hit 3/4 of a mile from my house around 3:12 a.m. 🌩️ #okwx

Radar Image showing a large white circle with a cross indicating a cloud-to-ground lightning strike. Other symbols indicate landmarks like the National Weather Center and OU stadium.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 9

JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF!!!!

Jeff the plesiosaur from "Phantomarine" answering a young child's questions by nodding and writing.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 8

THEY ALL GET GUNS!!!

Jax and Pomni from "The Amazing Digital Circus" gleefully firing guns.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 7

This is more than I pay to charge my EV at a supercharger. I have my thermostat set at 78 from 2pm to 7pm, which is their normal "smart hours." This is just them printing money.

A text message from Oklahoma Gas and Electric stating a "critical event" where electricity prices will be 56 cents per kilowatt hour between 4pm and 6pm.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 7

Crazy game. #WorldCup

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 7

Can one have coffee during a #PausaDeHidratación ? #WorldCup

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 7

How can I go to work when I have this at home? 🐈🥰🐈‍⬛ #cats

An orange cat on a lap and a black cat in the floor.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 6

Pausa de hidratación! #WorldCup

A cup from the Flying Cow Cafe at the National Weather Center in front of a laptop playing the World Cup.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 6

#WorldCup at the NWC

A big screen showing the World Cup, with the weather globe in the lobby of the National Weather Center

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 6

Had to go back and...

Lady Cheth, sharp teeth in a smile, asking Phaedra "AM I A PRETTY LADY?"

From the comic "Phantomarine."

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 6

VFA-103, aka "The Jolly Rogers"

An F-18F from VFA-103 with a skull and crossbones on a black tail.

Two F-14 Tomcats trailing a Japanese Zero fighter, from the movie "The Final Countdown."

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 5

Yikes! #okwx

Map of wind gusts at Oklahoma Mesonet sites showing 90mph at Norman and 67 mph at OKC east site

Radar velocity showing 80+ mph winds in Southeast Norman OK

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 4

Always watching a great submarine drama, right @radiofreetom.bsky.social ? #StarTrek

The romulan commander in the Star Trek episode “Balance of Terror”

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 3

#Battletech Share your dream mech that you want to pilot

The TR-1 Wraith miniature from Battletech. A humanoid mech with a large pulse laser on the right arm, and two medium pulse lasers on the left arm. It appears to have a hood over its recessed head, and two long antennae coming out of its back.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jul 1

A man getting a bucket of mayonnaise dumped on his head.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 28

Kirk gets his butt kicked in tonight's #MeTVStarTrek episode: "Gamemasters of Triskellion" Expect lots of "Kirk-jitsu" fighting music!

Captain Kirk fights with a warrior woman

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 26

Why did I think of @radiofreetom.bsky.social ?

A four panel comic.
Rat: Oh great wise ass, what is the key to contentment?
Wise ass: Realizing that you can’t change other people.
Rat: I suppose you’re right.
Wise ass: yes. And now that you know that, what are you going to do?
Rat: still try to change other people.
Wise ass: Not sure why I do this.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 22

New office addition. #MontyPython

An analog clock based off the Monty Python skit “ministry of silly walks”

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 21

Alejandra Villareal of "The Warning"

Three pictures of Alejandra Villareal, the bass player for the band "The Warning"

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 14

We got a little rain last night. #okwx

Screenshot from the Oklahoma Mesonet app showing Norman, Ok received 3.31 inches of rain.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 12

#Friday

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 12

Forecast for DC for Sunday:

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 11

Update. #cats

Orange cat snuggled against one leg while his torso is draped over the other leg.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 11

Stuck… again. #cats

An orange cat draped across a person’s legs.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 7

Lap buddy while watching #MeTVStarTrek.

Vortmax@vortmax· Jun 5

Over 50, but not unc yet! 😎