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V Pace@vpace· Jul 7

Lt. Columbo with grey gloves on, hands raised to shoulders in a shrug, with the words "so how could you be speaking to him, when he's already dead..."

V Pace@vpace· Jul 5

Bill Murray from Caddyshack telling the priest, "I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while" as rain pours and lightning flashes.

V Pace@vpace· Jun 21

Happy Father's Day to KWP, one of the all time greats. I will always feel safe with him around and he has not stopped giving me laughs. I cherish every second this earth gets to have him here. ❤️

V Pace@vpace· Apr 25

Saw this one in Spokane Wa just a few days ago!

V Pace@vpace· Apr 25

Didn't see a single Trump sign the whole time we were in Spokane, but look at the billboard we spotted on our way to the freeway in the Valley off of Sullivan!!

Billboard over a McDonalds arch saying "Having doubts? You are not alone.
LeavingMAGA.org"
Black font on a white background.

V Pace@vpace· Apr 23

Spokane has some pretty spots ❤️

A small county park covered area behind a split rail fence and in the foreground is a clump of wild yellow daisies native to Eastern Wa.

V Pace@vpace· Apr 16

Went to a Korean/Chinese noodle place for my b-day dinner and had jajangmyeon for the first time. Delicious!

V Pace@vpace· Mar 10

At this point Schiff and Taylor Frankie Paul make the same decisions.

The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Taylor Frankie Paul standing with arms folded in front of her on again off again baby daddy in a matching t-shirt as him, with the caption "establishment Dems and Gops noms" written over their pic. She has posted this pic to Instagram with her own caption of "our daily conversation if we should date?"

V Pace@vpace· Mar 5

Reading "Markwayne" in the voice of Pastor Glen from Letterkenny.

Pastor Glen from Letterkenney with his mouth open wide probably saying the name Wayne.

V Pace@vpace· Mar 4

Today in Congress...

Panel one is Brita from Community with her famous line "I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty"
Panel two is Republican Senator Thom Tilis from today's hearing yelling at Kristi Noem about killing her dog.
Panel three is Pam from The Office saying "They're both the same picture."

V Pace@vpace· Feb 13

Here are the details:

Wired reported on internal ICE documents listing future office locations including a potential lease at Riverfront Technical Park, owned by Sabey, a Seattle based data center company.

V Pace@vpace· Feb 8

That one guy at Peacock during Green Day

An underling from IT Crowd cheering himself for getting profanity buzzer on the wall that is clearly labeled.

V Pace@vpace· Jan 31

She hasn't bought a ticket yet.

The crudely hewn Melania statue in her hometown in Slovenia.

V Pace@vpace· Jan 30

Tech companies are as invested in each other as The McPoyles.

Inbred siblings in open bathrobes flank their uni browed sister with crossed arms.

V Pace@vpace· Jan 19

It's not the full bingo square yet, but I'm well on my way to the first crossout of 2026!

Stitched pic of an Instagram post about Kyle and Amanda Cook splitting up and a hand drawn 2026 bingo card with "Kyle and Amanda divorce" crossed one way diagonally through the space.

V Pace@vpace· Jan 4

I stole her Vance divorce because I had a few spots left to fill in. Thanks!

A 2026 bingo card with spaces like Travis & Taylor breakup, Kim K gets a neurolink, AI bubble bursts, Putin dies, Barron isn't Trump's son... etc.

V Pace@vpace· Dec 25

Classy Christmas ovah heah!

A small bottle of Barefoot bubbly next to a plate of mini quiche from Costco and a mimosa in a festive glass.

V Pace@vpace· Dec 14

Spent the whole day doing this.

A 5 foot Christmas tree with red and gold ornaments, white lights and a fabric ribbon winding around it. A smaller tree and a wooden Nutcracker adorn a cabinet beside it.

V Pace@vpace· Nov 27

I'm also thankful that Top Pot Doughnuts makes an XL maple bar and even wrote a birthday greeting on it.

A 6 inch by 12 inch maple bar with chocolate icing words on it reading "Happy Birthday Kay"

V Pace@vpace· Nov 18

"Trump at the McDonalds Summit"

Jean Luc Picard in the episode where he is stuck on the planet with the alien captain who only speaks in allegories like "Temba, his arms wide"...

V Pace@vpace· Nov 10

Hand drawn blueprint of a Wile E Coyote plan to drop an anvil on the Roadrunner.

V Pace@vpace· Nov 2

Just call me Two Fish Valerie.

Handwritten 2 Fish Valerie on a to go container of fish and chips.

V Pace@vpace· Oct 20

I'm not sure we are talking about how much shenanigans are taking place with our mail service since this administration decided to cut services and fart tariffs everywhere...

A notice on USPS.com stating there are International Mail Service Suspensions for certain destinations due to inadequate transportation options or service disruptions within the country. Until further notice.

V Pace@vpace· Oct 20

I am ready for Maine to let go of this wishy washy lady.

A poster showing both Susan Collins and Graham Platner saying that Platner has outraised Collins in this election so far...he has 3.2 million and she has 1.9 million.

V Pace@vpace· Oct 19

The Louvre Heist

Cast photo of Leverage including a seated Timothy Hutton.

V Pace@vpace· Oct 6

I was way up high on a hill today in Bellevue. I could see all the way to Seattle.

Beautiful blue skies over a distant skyline of Seattle, taken from a hill in Bellevue.

V Pace@vpace· Sep 26

This is the second time I've seen this sticker on a Tesla.

A white Tesla with a bumper sticker in distinctive Tesla font with the letters F (space) ELON...

V Pace@vpace· Jul 20

The female gaze...

Drawing of Medusa staring directly at viewer with writhing snakes for hair.

V Pace@vpace· Jul 6

Farm workers are organizing for a direct path to citizenship!!

(a dark background poster with these words)
Farmworkers Are Organinzing.
No labor. No harvest. No silence.
They're Demanding Dignity & Citizenship.
Stand Ready.
The People Who Feed You Are Rising.
A Farmworker Labor Strike Is Coming
#HUGAPARALADIGNIDAD

V Pace@vpace· Jul 3

We need to get good at explaining this to anyone who questions why you refuse to do business w/ them.