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Vanessa Satone

@vsatone

comic artist, manga letterer, slacker

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Vanessa Satone@vsatone· 19d

My daughters have returned from the war. :’)

Anime statues of alum from Urusei Yatsura and Shampoo from Ranma 1/2

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jul 11

Look at this cup.

a man drinking out of cup. the inside of the cup is shaped like a bear head, and it has a smiley face

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jul 7

I'm dead now.

a woman is playing drums. there's a transparent sound effect in japanese over the entire panel

same images as before, but the sound effect has been replaced with "ba pa pa pa bah bann"

a two-panel comic page. the first panel is a close-up of drums being hit. the second is a band playing on stage. there are transparent sound effects over the page

same image as before, but the sound effects have been replaced with "dum dum dum"

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jul 4

Last thing I'm going to see before I die.

first person view of a bunch of zombies closing in from above. there's a "gruuuuah" sound effect on top of a japanese sound effect.

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jul 3

🤔

Black cat sitting on the arm of a couch. There is a framed picture of a black cat holding an umbrella on the wall behind her

Timothy Dalton in Hot Fuzz. He is standing in front of a framed picture of himself, they have the same smile on their faces

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jul 2

I mean...

Red Hot Riding Hood is sitting in a chair with Droopy Dog sitting on her lap, holding a tiny American flag. The Big Bad Wolf is looking in the window. They're dressed in 1700s clothes. The text says "That among these are life" "Liberty" "and the pursuit of happiness." split into three word balloons

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jun 26

She looked so content, and then I took my phone out and this is the look she gave me.

A black cat cuddling with a cat/anglerfish mermaid plushie. She is looking at me judgmentally

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jun 26

My ride is here.

A car with two Knicks flags and a giant disco ball wearing a crown on top

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jun 24

There I did it. #MakeATerribleComicDay

A woman is lying on a couch looking distressed with stars around her head. A cat is sitting on the floor. Text says “I woke up with a bad migraine and I haven’t gotten any work done today.”

The woman is covering her head with her arm and says “Maybe I can fake my own death.” The cat is throwing up.

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jun 20

LMAO

Read posters on auction, featuring Hercules, Gabrielle, and Xena. The Gabrielle and Xena posters each have bids of $110, the Hercules poster has a bid of $1.

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jun 19

I like how these sound effects turned out.

a man playing bass guitar, there are japanese sound effects around him

the same image, but the sound effects now say "bum bum bu-bum"

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jun 18

RIP in piece to my very real plant.

A fake plant in a jar. There are three broken cattails revealing them to be made of styrofoam

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Jun 4

This is a checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture.

A pair of black cats sitting in a driveway, looking at me judgmentally

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 31

She’s so well hidden.

Black cat crouching on the floor, her head is under the bed

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 20

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture from your phone.

Black cat sitting on a couch surrounded by pillows with black cats on them

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 17

I love cinema.

A wall of framed posters for fake movies

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 17

Feeling threatened at Ikea.

A drawer with an “open me” sign on it

The inside of the drawer. There’s a paper that says “behind you”

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 17

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

Lil Nas X wearing a neon green suit. His shirt and gloves are the same green with black zebra stripes

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 12

Anyway, exciting Neko Atsume news.

A cartoon cat squished in a plastic bin

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 10

I went to a cafe in Flushing today and their bathroom sink was incredible.

A black sink with a waterfall tap

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 10

Like, what are you doing?

A girl wearing a kimono is kneeling on a pillow. The title is written as
Akane
-banashi

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 6

Trying to find the guy who ate all my food.

I Think You Should Leave hot dog guy

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 6

I like how this sound effect turned out.

A girl looks shocked with a Japanese "ki—n" sound effect over her head. The word "twitch" is over the Japanese sound effect

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· May 4

She resents being cute so much.

Cat lying in bed using a capybara plushie as a pillow. She is glaring at the camera.

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Apr 30

Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games

A couple women look ahead intently as their video game characters fight

Close-up of hand furiously typing

Screenshot of a fighting game. A man punches a woman and sends her flying

A woman is smiling mischievously and says "Heh heh... No way I'm touching that. Hell no. I'm anonymous, remember? I can sling all the trash talk I want from the safety of my comfy little bubble!!"

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Apr 30

Wolf's Daughter

A couple of girls are excitedly talking to their friend about a hot guy

A woman is lying on a futon with her face buried in the back of a wolf

A man lick's a woman's face. She says "Huh? Did you just lick--" He attempts to lick her again, but she smacks him in the face with a plate

Two angry women are looking forward. One says "If you value your life, I suggest you get lost. Now." They spin in the air and turn into wolves.

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Apr 30

Some preview images from Zom 100.

A sign that says "Petting Zoo" with some cute animal faces. Below it are some ominous glowing eyes and screeching noises

A zombie rhinoceros throws a jeep in the air. A man wearing a chicken mask is lying on the ground where the jeep used to be

Two women and a tiger look up in the air as a zombie flying squirrel flies toward them

A schoolgirl looks at her phone while abusive social media posts swirl around the background

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Apr 30

End of the month roundup of the new books I have out this month! Zom 100 vol. 19, Wolf's Daughter vol. 3, and Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games vol. 9!

Cover for Zom 100 vol. 19, by Haro Asa and Kotaro Takata

Cover for Wolf's Daughter vol. 3, by Yuki Kodama

Cover for Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games vol. 9, by Eri Ejima

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Apr 27

I’m obsessed with this terrible pin we found in my mom’s jewelry box.

A pin that says “Jesus” spelled out with rhinestones. The kerning is bad and it looks like “JE SU S”.

Vanessa Satone@vsatone· Apr 21

Never forget. 🫡

The Macy’s Charlie Brown balloon at MoCCA

Close-up of the Charlie Brown balloon’s foot being balanced on a ladder, the only thing preventing him from crushing the people below