Lord Vulgaris
@vulgarisinsanis
I’m a joke and this is my account. I like to fucking swear. As seen on @thepokeuk.
Me: What’s your favorite scary movie? Them: I like the one where the white family moves into a house that they shouldn’t have. Me:
The only thing these two men have in common is that their only place in the bedroom is the cuck chair.
Get a real good look at the asshole who is going to lose embarrassingly bad to Tom MAGA Tiffany in the Wisconsin governors race. Fuckface stole the election from Francesca Hong.
Why isn’t he associated with a Navy base? Lindsey Graham notoriously loved seamen.
This would have made the Underground Railroad a hell of a lot easier.
“In the beginning the internet was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
I feel it’s important to mention the dangers of ol’ Wicker Dick Splinters™️.
Something beautiful about the algorithm happened. Your post right above a dog literally dropping a fat load of crap on the worst white person’s Hollywood star.
You’re gonna get a set of opaque canopic jars with the heads of the different Egyptian gods on them for your organs and you’re gonna like it!
I just realized that I’m the only one of my friends and family who both knows what an alignment chart is and has a fucked up sense of humor to appreciate this.
Just heard these referred to as “tropical dick berries” and I fully intend to include this in my own vernacular.
What was a sad concept for a movie and joke concept for an episode of Big Bang is now just real world sadness.
We’ve gotten a LOT of rain up in my neck of the land of cheese this month.
My cat has been a smidge possessive since I got back from vacation.
This is what happens when Poison Ivy won’t stop beating a dead horse.
Thots are roaming freely across our lands. Unchecked, unchallenged, killing at will. Thots bearing the white hand of Saruman.