Walden Wilde! 🦝 (@waldenwilde)

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Wakko Warner in front of a world map reciting the Countries of the World

@theonion.com Hey there! Do you sell new InfoWars bumper stickers? A previous doofus tenant slapped an old Infowars sticker on our recycle bin that’s too weathered to peel off. I’d love something to cover it up with. ^.^

Photo of the top of a recycle bin lid with a tattered stinky old Infowars sticker on it

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· 27d

This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …! Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/waldenwilde #mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic

Strip 248. Pride Possum is left sitting alone again at his diner booth. Looking over his shoulder, he thinks: "Man, I wonder what could be up … I've never seen Oona that high-strung!" He faces forward to think for a moment, then looks back over his shoulder again. Then, finally turning back to his booth and grinning: "Nevermind, it's probably nothing. She's always high-strung!"

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jul 8

This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …! Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/waldenwilde #mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic

Strip 247. Pride Possum and Oona Otter are still sitting back-to-back in a diner. Oona: "I've said too much. I'm in grave danger here." Oona gets up to leave the shop. Pride turns and says, "Oona, wait!" But she disappears as he watches after her. A moment later, a frog barista runs after her thru the frame, shouting, "Wait, ma'am! Your seafoam latte!!"

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jul 8

🚨 VERY IMPORTANT LORE!!! 🚨

Closeup of Ocean Otter's feet/paws, with the cuffs of some off-white slacks visible around his ankles, with a text box and arrow pointing to them that reads "NO SHOES IN THIS UNIVERSE"

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jul 2

Waiting to board my flight to get to Pittsburgh for Anthrocon! Travel safe everyone, and see y’all there!

Dealer room map showing the location of table O08 for Walden Wilde at Anthrocon in Pittsburgh

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jul 1

This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …! Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/waldenwilde #mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic

Strip 246. Pride Possum and Oona Otter are still sitting back-to-back in the diner. Oona: "Just tell him strange things are afoot (note: strip #80) … and to be extra careful, if his tiny brain can manage that." Pride: "Surely you must want to say something more than just that!" Oona: "Hmmm …" She looks over the menu for a moment: "Yeah. What drinks are good here?"

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 30

Y’know, I’ve been stressed, overworked, and falling behind on everything, so I could use a moral boost ❤️

Artists, post this if you want your followers to leave a comment on what their favorite artwork of yours is.

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 29

Remember to get everything you need for your wolf … that is, your

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 28

Possible logo rebrand? #mybiggerboyfriend #doctorwho

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 27

We FINALLY got some good cherry tomatoes going in the garden this year, and this morning we found about a half dozen of these fat fucks noshing on the plants. Clipped ‘em all off into a bucket and dumped them by the pond nearby. Hopefully they can eat weeds or serve as waterbird lunches!

A fat fuck Tomato Hornworm stripping the leaves off our tomato plants

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 26

Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride telling Vizzini, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 24

He’s tryin his best!!

Closeup of Lance Lion with his tuft of mane coming in on top and a few stray chin beard hairs

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 24

This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …! Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/waldenwilde #mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic

Strip 245. Pride Possum and Oona Otter are still sitting back-to-back in the diner. Pride: "Oona, what are you doing here? And what's with the outfit?" Oona: "I come here at great personal risk to myself, to send a message to my idiot cousin." Pride: "To Ocean? What's the message?" Oona, shouting: "Don't be an idiot!!"

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 23

Got an announcement that Backblaze is making an agreement with CoreWeave for some AI something-or-other. Hopefully it's for some other bullshit service unrelated to my cloud backups but I figured I'd make my feelings known!

Email to Backblaze's feedback reading:
"Hello there,
"I just saw your posted announcement about your partnership with CoreWeave.
"I've been using your cloud backup service for years and years now, and I've been very happy with the security and peace-of-mind an off-site backup of my hard drive provides.
"However, if I see any "A.I." nonsense being shoved into the services I'm paying for, I will drop my subscription with no regrets.
"I just wanted to let you know. Hoping that you keep up the good work."

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 23

Tonight’s dinner: Trout in parchment, steamed with spinach, shallot, asparagus, red bell pepper, and grape tomatoes, topped with lemon slices and herbed butter. With garlic brown rice and more pan-seared asparagus. 😋

Dinner plate with a parchment pouch torn open to show flaky white trout fillet surrounded by a bed of vegetables and topped with lemon slices and herbs. With baked garlic brown rice and pan-seared asparagus on the side.

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 17

This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …! Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/waldenwilde #mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic

Strip 244. Exposition: "Meanwhile … across the street …" Pride Possum is sitting in a diner booth with a cup of coffee, scrolling on his phone. As he sits, Oona Otter (Ocean's cousin) walks in and sits down behind him, wearing a ridiculous red trenchcoat, broad-brimmed hat, dark sunglasses and long dark wig. Looking at the menu, she said, "Hello, Pride." Pride, turning around: "Oona?!" Oona, annoyed: "Don't turn around, you idiot!!"

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 13

Image of Microsoft’s Clippy, saying “I bet you bitches all miss me now, don’tcha?”

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 10

This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …! Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/waldenwilde #mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic

Strip 243. Dave Dingo is measuring Ocean Otter's massive chest with a tape measure: "Jeebus, you're a big guy." As he measure's Ocean's arm: "Have you given any thought to if you want to keep the same color trim? Or try something different?" Ocean: "Humm. Well, I don't want to clash with Pride's outfit … Any colors go particularly well alongside dark grey?"

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 6

Need to revisit this old Big Finish audio series now. As I recall, Anthony Head played a primitive warlord accidentally granted immortality, who encountered the Doctor three times in three different incarnations over 1,300 years as he and his culture evolved. RIP Anthony. 😭

Cover to the audioplay "Excelis Dawns" featuring Peter Davison as the Doctor, and Anthony Head.

Cover to the audioplay "Excelis Rising" featuring Colin Baker as the Doctor, and Anthony Head.

Cover to the audioplay "Excelis Decays" featuring Sylvester McCoy as the Doctor, and Anthony Head.

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 4

Dammit. I JUST printed a crapload of business cards with both my own domain name AND my Linktree links on it. So I don't want to fully delete my page JUST yet, but I've stripped it down to leave this until next time I get cards printed. Fuck 'em. You can always find me at waldenwilde.com ❤️

A Linktree page, stripped of all links and information, with a diffused, inverted version of my icon, and a text box that reads "ATTN: Since Linktree has deemed that they should feed everyone's content into a GenAI machine, this account is now closed. Please visit my own website to find liks to everywhere else I'm online. Thank you."

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 3

“Hewwo? Is dewe anyone home?? Have you heard the Good News about lizards?”

A brown anole lizard perched at the foot of our front door, above the Mario Question Box doormat

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· Jun 3

This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …! Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/waldenwilde #mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic

Strip 242. Tailor Dave Dingo talks to muscular Ocean Otter, who is standing wearing only white underwear with purple trim. Dave: "Okay, now let's have you step up onto the fitting plastform." Ocean: "Alright!" Ocean stands on the platform, but he's so big Dave's head only reaches his thigh. He looks way up, then down at the platform. Then, looking back up towards Ocean: "Oookay, a slight change of plans. *I* will stand on the platform."

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· May 27

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Strip 241. Dave Dingo, holding a bolt of fabric, is getting ready to take Ocean Otter's measurements: "Alright, Ocean. First, let's have you strip to your underwear." Ocean: "Yessir!" Ocean leans down to drop his shorts, revealing a pair of white briefs with purple trim. As he stands back up, Dave is surprised to see the size of his bulge. As Ocean blushes and begins to remove his tshirt, Dave also blushes and turns to leave: "Umm, gimme one sec. I need to grab some extra fabric from the storeroom."

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· May 26

Me in my Bluesky bubble

The first, fifth, third, second, and fourth Doctors from “Doctor Who”

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· May 25

🎵 That’s me in the corner 🎵 That’s me baking homemade pita bread

Four stacks of homemade pita bread cooling on a rack on the countertop

Closeup of one pita bread showing the flatbread brown char marks

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· May 20

This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …! Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/waldenwilde #mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic

Strip 240. Pride Possum has convinced Dave Dingo to alter Ocean Otter's suit. Pride: "Thank you again, Mr. Dingo!" Dave: "Dave. And don't mention it." Pride: "I'm gonna go wait in the coffee shop across the street. How long do you think this might take?" Dave, crossing his arms and looking indignant: "Sir! This is ART we are talking about!" Dave then smiles and looks at his wristwatch: "Give me about twenty-five minutes."

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· May 20

And furthermore

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· May 19

Just sayin’

Donkey Kong font reading “BIG HUNKY SEXY BUFF WEREWOLVES”

Walden Wilde! 🦝@waldenwilde· May 14

Tonight’s dinner: Homemade vodka sauce with whole wheat penne, hot italian sausage and green beans. 😋 (Was gonna make roasted broccolini but the store was out of stock) 😞