Walter in the PNW

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Walter in the PNW@walterh503· 11d

If you haven't watched the BBC comedy "Ann Droid" you SHOULD!

A poster for the BBC comedy series Ann Droid.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· 11d

It is literally JULY. I expect Christmas crap in the next couple weeks.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· 17d

Here I go again, showing hole.

Image of a short sock on a left foot with a hole in the toebox area.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jul 12

Every story has to start somewhere. So this is where my himbo bounty hunter series book two starts. And away we go!

A laptop computer with a blank document open, with a water bottle and vape pen next to the computer.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jul 12

What's the matter, dear? Need me to turn on the Rabid Barbie chandelier?

A chandelier made of what looks like rabid barbies

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jul 10

Has Scott Bakula always been this fuckable?

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jul 8

Whoever designed this obviously woke up and chose violence.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jul 1

I always know when it's time to go to bed when I hear her screaming overhead, ready to land at PDX.

Screenshot of a daily Hawaiian Airlines flight

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jun 30

Husband and I needed some dish towels and pocked these up. Got home and realized that these are the same colors from the Pansexual flag. So on the last day of Pride Month, 2026, a special shout out to the Pan folx out there! #Pride

A dish towel that happens to be in the Pansexual flag colors.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jun 21

Ricardo Montalbán was 62 years old when he work out for THAT chest and filmed Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

Ricardo Montalbán as Khan in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

He got tiddies

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jun 13

Post a famous bathroom scene (From Trainspotting, a scene known as The Most disgusting Toilet in Belfast or something like that)

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jun 8

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours

A bumpersticker from Dogfish Head Brewery saying, "East Coast Brewers are Pussies". And while I don't like many Dogfish Head brews, they DO have a point.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jun 7

Ended up in the chair of a tattoo artist and got a semicolon tattoo, a symbol of mental health struggles where communication needs to continue. Read up on Project Semicolon if you're interested.

Levi at Crimson Arrow Tattoo getting a station ready for me.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jun 4

post an album you've listened to 100 times.

A cover of The Housemartins "best hits" albumn called "Now that's what I call quite good" (in CD format here).

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· Jun 3

Just me, my dog, my wine, and my manuscript. It's about a himbo bounty hunter, set in Portland.

Picture of my computer, my wine, and my dog. I'm sitting on the back deck and working on my latest manuscript.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 29

I'm gonna miss this damned show.

A Plex server showing, among other shows, a French show called HPI, which is the first of its kind - High Potential (US) started a couple years later along with other global interpretations.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 28

:deep calming, cleansing breath:

A glass of red wine sitting on the bar at a wine bar called The Scout in Gresham, Oregon. Also, if you're reading this, HONK HONK! Do with that what you will.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 28

Class action lawsuits in the US are a joke. Lawyers take the first billion in compensation, and then what little's left over from some evil corporation that's stolen from you (money, your identity, etc.) isn't enough to buy you a meal out. And that's for successful class action lawsuits.

My payment of $11.58 from a class action lawsuit in which the insurance company won't admit they did wrong, but overcharged customers by millions. $11.58 is what I got back.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 28

I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there would be signs.

A slide called "step by step guide to buttcrack waxing"

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 24

What a perfect afternoon

Outside in the backyard with my laptop opened to the manuscript I am working on and a bottle and glass of wine.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 24

Cutting my hair was on the list of chores for today, and I think it came out pretty good. You should have seen it during COVID when I butchered it so bad I just shaved my head. I f'd up the bangs a little, but they'll grow out soon enough.

Me, sitting outside in our backyard on the deck, smiling at the camera showing off my new haircut, which I did myself. Don't laugh!

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 23

Well that's ONE way to advertise Your business.

A billboard on the street for Side Hustle And Thrift (SHAT).

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 20

Now, what am I supposed to do?

Side of a table outside in the sun, showing an empty wine glass and empty wine bottle.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 16

Everything reminds me of him…

A box of frozen cheese-filled breadsticks

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 14

Today's after work activities include booze and dope. Because people suck, and never the way you want them to.

A glass of wine, a vape pen with THC, and the rest of the bottle of wine.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 11

Welcome to Monday Morning, and whatever the hell this is:

Someone added me to a "blood thirsty" list because I posted "Is he dead yet?"

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 9

This is your regular reminder that Chick-fil-A is a racist, homophobic organization, and you should NOT support them. Unless you hate the gays as well.

Flipping off Chik-Fil-A products at the grocery store.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 9

Post your warning sign.

A de-motivational poster of a mountain and the saying: Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe calm down.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 5

Signing off of May 4th the only way I know.

The meeting meme with the guy standing and the words: I Really Don't Care About Star Wars.

Walter in the PNW@walterh503· May 3

Saw this little gem at an antique store and asked the clerk to get it for me. "Which one, the gargoyle?" me: "Die in a fire, ungrateful twat."