Walt

@waltimedes

Aging punk from Baltimore (Essex) into board games, video games, music, and RPGs. He/Him (they is fine also)

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Walt@waltimedes· 25d

I have been ignoring this largely until this moment and boy can I never unsee this!

A Battle Nun which depicts a woman in a Benedictine veil and partial wimple, but also either a bathing suit or bondage gear and knee high black boots. She has a thurible hanging from her hips and is holding a mace and book. Somebody is definitely working out a kink of their here.

Walt@waltimedes· 29d

Sour cream

Walt@waltimedes· 29d

Mizeria season, baby!

A bowl with sliced cucumbers and sour cream in it. There's also lemon juice and dill in there.

Walt@waltimedes· Jul 11

Do you know how happy I was on this day?

2 Chicago dogs with fries and a vanilla shake from Fatso's Last Stand.

Walt@waltimedes· Jul 9

I can not impress upon you how cool this shit it.

A Rambo looking guy in front of a window

Bonnie Tyler and a crowd of people holding up silver Venus/female/woman symbols.

A close up of Rambo dude's face yelling in pain

A woman who looks like Marilyn Monroe in full glam with a surprised face. This is the transformed Rambo.

Walt@waltimedes· Jul 9

Realized I was holding my cortado exactly like this so of course I took the first sip and said "the cream of the crop!"

Mean Gene Baker Oakerlund interviewing Macho Man Randy Savage who is holding a disposable container of half and half that you'd get with coffee.

Walt@waltimedes· Jul 7

Talking shit for a week and then ultimately losing when it matters that ho.

Bruce McCullough from Kids in the Hall as The Eradicator. He's holding a racquetball racquet in a pink and blue polo shirt while wearing a black skirt mask.

Walt@waltimedes· Jul 4

I got like a God shot of this first try. I've never had a coffee like this, it comes across as spiced or herbal. Strong cola and melon rind? But pleasantly so? I love when I get a coffee that's brand new to me, it lights up my brain. I love this so much!

A bag of square one coffee roasters coffee. Namugo, a washed Papua New Guinea coffee with tasting notes of melon, pear, and cola.

Walt@waltimedes· Jul 2

Friends, we're getting closer!

A YouTube title card featuring a surprised looking woman next to a graph plateauing at $4 million dollars with "Don't need more than $4M" as the title

Walt@waltimedes· Jun 30

I'm ashamed I'm not fully in the bottom left corner here.

I am The Luddite (affectionate). It doesn't work the way they claim, it's making everything worse, and you'd like your internet back please. You can explain in precise technical detail why it's a stochastic parrot, and you will, whether or not anyone asked. You're funnier about this than people give you credit for.

Walt@waltimedes· Jun 28

Poured a good one today

A cappuccino in a persimmon colored mug with a heart latte art.

Walt@waltimedes· Jun 11

So Canadian Dew?

A 20 Oz bottle of Diet Mountain Dew that has been rebranded "Diet American Dew."

Walt@waltimedes· Jun 7

A spoiler scene from Yakuza 2 on the PS2 where a bleeding blonde man is holding a gun to another man laying on his back. The caption reads "A real man should be a little stupid."

Walt@waltimedes· May 29

lmao

A preview of a text saying "Hi, Walter, it's Nancy Pelosi." Then a bunch of blank rectangles with a single dollar sign amongst them.

Walt@waltimedes· May 29

Walt@waltimedes· May 26

If you can't get an egg cream at work, do the next best thing...

A bottle each of chocolate milk and Perrier sparkling water next to a red solo cup

Walt@waltimedes· May 20

Yeah honestly that tracks.

A final fantasy test which says I'm 85% like Tifa Lockhart, and also 80% like Vivi and Yuna.

Walt@waltimedes· May 19

"Your jaw will still hurt but you won't care!"

An Amazon listing for a jaw massager that looks more like something you'd use on a clitoris

Walt@waltimedes· May 18

Embracing the void

Me holding a pack of Dr Pepper inspired sausage.

Walt@waltimedes· May 16

Lol time for the big board game sale

Walt@waltimedes· May 16

Good to see old friends (Hi @rahnealexander.com)

Walt@waltimedes· May 15

Ryan Gosling and a real doll sitting on a couch from Lars and the Real Girl (2007)

Walt@waltimedes· May 13

Dipshit alert, blocking soon

Walt@waltimedes· May 9

This sums up how much of an iconoclast my niece is: 1) we saw a black cake with red roses and knew it was perfect for her, and 2) when allowed to cut her own slice, this is what she chose. She's not even 10.

A black and green rectangular 1/4 sheet cake adorned with red icing roses. There is a triangular slice cut out of it starting from the corner but not included the edge of the cake

Walt@waltimedes· May 5

Damn, Plant Engineering, it's too early for this!

A copy of Plant Engineering magazine where the another magazine has been sat on top to make the cover headline read "How proper lubrication can save your ass"

Walt@waltimedes· May 3

This mini pitcher of strawberry licuado will fix me.

Walt@waltimedes· May 3

@esper.bsky.social I think of you when I see this Jeep near my house because it seems to imply that Counterspell is a reason to keep living.

Walt@waltimedes· May 1

The old world Italian at Mastellone's is still my favorite sandwich in Baltimore.

A sub on crusty bread with Italian meats and cheese

Walt@waltimedes· Apr 30

We all know A Love Supreme is my favorite record so that's a free one.