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Andrew Wearring (@wandrew) · DIRTY

Andrew Wearring

@wandrew

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Andrew Wearring@wandrew· 15d

It's this guy, he just learned about tongs

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· 19d

I'm buying discs

Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting of a man standing up to speak in a town meeting

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· 28d

I'm assembling a team

Poster for TV series Threshold (2005)

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Jun 15

Pigeon with a speech balloon pointed at the quoted post

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Feb 16

I bet he's thinking about other women meme, but the guy is thinking "I could be checking my agents right now"

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Dec 31

Screenshot of Homer Simpson from S05E16 saying "See? Because of me, now they have a warning."

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Dec 14

Man taking a stand in a meeting painting by Rockwell, with speech bubble for quoted tweet

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Sep 23

The original looks to be marginally less phallic: schoolofmary.org/the-drawing-...

Diagram of John of the Cross' ascent of Mt Carmel from (I think) his autograph manuscript

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Aug 2

I can do this all day

Picture of Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying 'I just think they're neat', except she's holding a cantaloupe

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Aug 2

Picture of Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying 'I just think they're neat', except she's holding a sphere

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· May 31

Today I learned that Britney Spears is an anagram of Presbyterians

The Guardian's Weekend Crossword with the clue "Protestants - and an anagram of Britney Spears (13 letters)"

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· May 25

Bluesky may not be the old web but it is where the old web hangs out

Screenshot of Bluesky's trending categories with Caturday circled

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· May 9

Pope Clement VII and Leo X, Medici brothers

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Apr 26

Full disclosure: I don't actually think anyone should be fired for it

Simpsons nerd: Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Apr 23

Just checking something

Googling "how old is rfk jr" with answer 71 years

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Jan 7

Mr Burns, tagged as Giuliani: Incidentally, thanks for not making fun of me.
Marge Simpson, tagged as Courtroom Sketch Artist: I thought I did.

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Dec 5

Pic of Simpsons episode Itchy and Scratchy Land with helicopter pilot saying "... where nothing can possi-blye go wrong. Possibly go wrong."

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Nov 28

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Nov 20

*cough* www-macquariedictionary-com-au.ezproxy.uow.edu.au/vote-now-for...

Rawdogging: colloquial the act of undertaking a long flight with no electricity entertainment, devices or reading material

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Nov 12

My favourite author pic will always be Elizabeth George

Andrew Wearring@wandrew· Sep 7

Tug at my fur

Smithers dressed as Mr Burns' teddy bear, Bobo

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