Warbling

@warblin

A collection of several trillion cells all coming together in order to drink wine. Go team! Ex-Photographer. Remainer. BLM. Cis - he/him. Trans rights.

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Warbling@warblin· 13d

It got better!

Warbling@warblin· 15d

"Good news, everyone!"

"How many atmospheres can the ship withstand? Well, it's a spaceship so I'd say anywhere between zero and one."

Warbling@warblin· 28d

I've used this to general incomprehension and I thought it was pretty easy to get.

Grand Moff Tarkin: "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"

Warbling@warblin· 28d

I've used this a few times in IT outages ... and even other geeks don't generally get it.

Minor character from Phantom Menace: "A communications disruption can mean only one thing ... invasion."

Warbling@warblin· Jun 23

I can see the entrance for the room but no link to go into it - guess they removed it from the virtual tour!

Door into a room with a rifle on the wall

Warbling@warblin· Jun 3

mood.

Psychiatrist to patient on couch: How do you usually express your emotions?
Patient: I look through social media until I find a meme I relate to, then I comment "mood".

Warbling@warblin· May 30

Also those air brushed car posters. With Chrome writing of silver but reflecting desert and sky. Robot Chrome sexy girl optionally draped somewhere. Or was this only in my teen bedroom after buying the poster from Virgin Megastore?

Air brush robot woman in red silk with chrome writing saying Heavy Metal

Warbling@warblin· May 6

It doesn't help if they buy the little yappy dog after you move in - the one that loudly yips at the foxes all night. God forbid you might want to have a window open in hot weather.

A @BestOfNextDoor post reading "Need to re-home a dog. Small terrier, tends to bark a LOT. If interested let me know and I'll jump over my neighbours fence and get it for you."

Warbling@warblin· Apr 30

Warbling@warblin· Apr 29

23?

Warbling@warblin· Apr 29

I'm pretty sure I was there in the game Crysis (19 years ago - I feel so old).

A screnshot from Crysis (2007) of tropical sea, palm trees, mountains and so much greenery.

Warbling@warblin· Apr 26

Spring is springing.

Dark purple tulip in focus with hazy yellow and black tulips in background

Dark purple and yellow tulips in a set of flowerbeds.

Lovely greens, reds, shrine and water at the Kyoto Garden, Holland Park. Bonus brown duck at the bottom.

Warbling@warblin· Apr 13

I inch away from it's pitiful grasping hands and run away from the abomination.

Warbling@warblin· Apr 13

Warbling@warblin· Apr 12

Pretty sure it will go like this.

Warbling@warblin· Apr 10

A sign that says:
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!
PLEASE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
There are bees. They don't like you. They mentioned you specifically."

Warbling@warblin· Mar 28

Shift guy saying "The secret ingredient is crime"

Warbling@warblin· Mar 27

There's a similar superhero already...

Cover of the comic "Lick-It Man" by Camille Carida

Warbling@warblin· Mar 25

What? Are they seriously building it in an area with no water? Power and Water seem like prerequisites.

Warbling@warblin· Mar 17

I remember him hoping to nuke a hurricaine in his first term -then tried to say it was fake news while the journalists said he'd definitely mentioned it.

A quote tweet from Jonathan Swan:

@jonathanvswan .

I stand by every word in the story. He said this in at least
two meetings during the first year and a bit of the
presidency, and one of the conversations was
memorialized.

Donald J. Trump
The story by Axios that President Trump wanted to blow up large
hurricanes with nuclear weapons prior to reaching shore is ridiculous. I
never said this. Just more FAKE NEWS!

12:48 PM . Aug 26, 2019

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Warbling@warblin· Mar 16

I've often thought about this and wondered how many of them there are out there:

Old Twitter Post for 2020 by Hilary Agro.

"During my research I interviewed a
guy who said he was a libertarian
until he did MDMA and realized
that other people have feelings,
and that was pretty much the best
summary of libertarianism I've
ever heard"

Warbling@warblin· Mar 2

Oops

Twitter post of Trump admiting they killed all the people they'd wanted to run Iran after this war.

Warbling@warblin· Feb 18

That sounds like something an AI might say. 😂

GI Robot from Creature Commandos looking warily

Warbling@warblin· Jan 20

Don't leave us hanging - how about a playlist? I'll swap you for my playlist but spotify has pecked away at it so not everything is available any more.

Warbling@warblin· Jan 15

Found them!

Poster for Safety Not Guaranteed - the Aubrey Plaza time travel movie

Warbling@warblin· Dec 17

How your email reaches me

From Death of Stalin, the excellent Jason Isaacs as General Zhukov, :
"I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious"

Warbling@warblin· Dec 12

Tarot card of "The End" with a black and white mushroom cloud.

Warbling@warblin· Dec 10

Rubbish sub-par copies of people that needs a subscruiption was a Max Headroom TV series episode in 87. Spoiler - it wasn't your dead relative.

Carters Ex-girlfriend Vannah Smith, the leader of the Vu Age church, kidnaps Max from Network 23 and threatens to erase him to prevent Carter from running a story exposing the church's false claim of saving its parishioners' minds as AI constructs for a future resurrection. The Constructs are inferior pictures that only say a few phrases, and Carters report would ruin them. But the biggest mystery is how Max got kidnapped at all.

Warbling@warblin· Dec 10

This was literally a plot point in the Max Headrom TV series (s2e8 Deities) - sub-par copies of people that need subscription fees.

Warbling@warblin· Dec 10