the new guy has a real mug on him

Until you said “her” I was hoping it was this

I MUST have sex with the tornado. I MUST

gotta hand a bone to the perverts I guess

I cropped my MIL out of the photo I just received of her and the Jolly Green Giant so I can express how happy I am at “Why the big guy?” on the info sign

heading out to your mom's for a midnight tryst / bust a nut smoke a joint play chameleon twist

#turkeyvultures #birds #birdphotography #wildlifephotography

#turkeyvultures #birds #birdphotography #wildlifephotography

Call your shot #osprey #birds #birdphotography #wildlifephotography

send this picture to HR with "reasonable accomodation" in the subject line

I can't say for sure what this eagle is carrying back to its nest to eat, but it sure does have a grip on it. #baldeagles #birds #birdphotography #wildlifephotography

Bald Eagles and Crows - not friends! Big time! #baldeagles #crows #birds #birdphotography #wildlifephotography

If he suddenly manifested in our world he would be this

With it being not even 5AM, I misread the exact word in your post to completely change the tone and context

*Tim Allen grunt arrrugh?!*

At what point can I just call this harassment?

Backrooms? I think I’ll stick with the ACK! Rooms, thank you very much.

Know your rights

Don’t mind me, just trying to sleep

Frank is here

Maybe I'm just being a negative nancy because I was so let-down by the last god of war game but do the animators at Santa Monica Studio really need an actor to demonstrate how to animate a living cube or did Jack Quaid fuck one of their girlfriends and this is just a bizarre humiliation ritual

You too can become a remote-operated cyborg

yowch

here is a mediocre photo of a trumpeter swan taken from a further distance than I usually like to get from my subjects because of Fear #birds #wildlifephotography #birdphotography

muskrat #mammals #wildlifephotography #rodents #muskrats

beaver breakfast #mammals #wildlifephotography #beavers