Bradley Warshauer

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Bradley Warshauer@warsh· 22d

72 percent tarpon 14 percent oil 14 percent Nash Roberts

Up in New Orleans, Nash Roberts was methodically checking all the indicators. Roberts was an independent meteorologist and televsion weatherman. In 1957, however, most people still got their forecast information from newspapers and radio. That was unfortunate on

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jul 7

Yeah he tried to have it both ways. Here I’m referring specifically to this exchange (re: NYT)

In a televised debate this evening
Mr. Duke said: "Of course I apologize for things that I have said that have been improper. And I do repudiate the Klan or any other racist organization or intolerant organization that exists in this state or in this coun try. I think we have to all work together, but you don't make up for past discrimination by putting new discrimination on people with these affirmative actions programs and policies."

Mr. Edwards responded: "Mr. Duke' has given us 20 years of hate and hurt.
If he is really reformed, let him go back into the community and give us 20 years of healing and help and then come back and ask to be Governor."

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· May 31

When I screw around with an LLM, this is the one part I can never get past. Quickly, whatever initial wonder I experience fades into annoyance as the LLM turns into a dumb reflection. Good since I'm sorta inoculated by this effect. Bad because it's difficult for me to comprehend others' experiences.

Indeed, people may do well to remember that speaking to a chatbot, especially one with persistent memory, is often less like chatting with friend or neutral arbiter — and more like talking to a hall of mirrors.

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· May 24

One last thing. This bit from Ebert’s 1997 review of Gamera: Guardian of the Universe.

There's a learning process that moviegoers go through. They begin in childhood without sophistication or much taste, and for example, like "Gamera" more than "Air Force One" because flying turtles are obviously more entertaining than United States presidents. Then they grow older and develop "taste," and prefer "Air Force One," which is better made and has big stars and a more plausible plot. (Isn't it more believable, after all, that a president could single-handedly wipe out a planeload of terrorists than that a giant turtle could spit gobs of flame?) Then, if they continue to grow older and wiser, they complete the circle and return to "Gamera" again, realizing that while both movies are preposterous, the turtle movie has the charm of utter goofiness-and, in an age of flawless special effects, it is somehow more fun to watch flawed ones.

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Apr 1

One of my favorite things about NASA culture is astronauts talk in better prose than most writers.

“We have a beautiful moonrise and we’re headed right at it,” Reid Wiseman, the Artemis II mission commander, said from the spacecraft as it ascended atop the rocket.

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Mar 21

look just because I read this cover to cover several times doesn’t mean anything

An old copy of the huge “expert flight manual” from the Jane’s combat sim F-15 from 1998

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Mar 10

excuse me, "clunky?"

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Feb 17

No grandmas were strangled

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Feb 17

I think the radioactive Walmart shrimp are my favorite so far

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Feb 17

the al dente daddies

Four guys dressed as pasta look I’m drunk and trying ok

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Feb 17

soon this will be the only way to get your updates from the national hurricane center

a costume that looks like a hurricane map

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Feb 16

costume preview

a light blue t shirt painted to look like a hurricane center tracking map

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jan 1

there was additional snow during the night here in the valley

snowcovered front yard through a house window

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Dec 15

Who dat.

The meme of Rosa with the dog from Brooklyn Nine Nine with the dog replaced by Saints QB Tyler Shough's head and the quote changed to "I've only had Tyler Shough for a day and half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Nov 9

the world is not ready for the Oyster Shougher

IF YOU'RE NOT WITH US AT 2-8
DON'TBEWITH USAI 13-8
#WHODAT

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Oct 27

This is the most insulting thing that anyone could possibly write about LSU

LSU football is a power unlike anything else in the state, perhaps the single most influential and powerful entity across the boot of Louisiana.
More than the NFL's New Orleans Saints, yes. And the seafood industry even. The oil rigs too.

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Oct 27

GUMBO GUMBO JAMBALAYA

Down on the bayou, they've got a sayin'.
C'est tout!
It's pronounced SAY-too and it's Cajun French for,
"That's all."
And that is all. For Brian Kelly.

Shall I put it in south Louisiana terms? With the arrival of gumbo weather, things got quite spicy on the bayou (I'll see myself out).

It's a reason the state's politics and LSU football are tethered to one another, linked forever, symbiotic organisms coexisting for the good or bad — a relationship that began 100 years ago when former Gov. Huey Long, known to lead the LSU band in its march across the field, orchestrated some political maneuvering to help build Tiger Stadium itself.
Politics and LSU Football — like hot boudin and cold couche-couche (Google it).

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Sep 8

me, USM fan:

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Aug 30

I am posting this from Mississippi take that state of Mississippi

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Aug 27

here I am, freddie deboer’s worst nightmare

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Aug 23

the times is sad that nyc corruption has lowered itself to the level of louisiana style cash in the freezer

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jul 27

this is literally what everyone tries to do freddie i am sorry you once had a teacher who made too many cringe pop culture references

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jul 19

reading while dad THE PAYBACK by @kashana.bsky.social It has: - War on student loans! - A drive thru neon LA at 3AM (like in DRIVE)! - The mall! - Fashion!

an open book in the foreground with a sleeping baby in the background

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jul 17

They all said nothing here but OT said less nothing which mathematically I suppose is more?

What makes you qualified to run the city of New Orleans?
As a father, former businessman, and lifelong community advocate, I bring a unique combination of lived experience and leadership. I understand how city government should work because I've seen it. I know what it means to serve the people, not just in title, but in action, and I'm ready to lead a New Orleans that works for everyone, with no one left behind.

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jul 16

It’s time @sweetbabette.bsky.social

A chicken cutlet and mozzarella and pesto sandwich delicious beyond reason

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jul 15

@lauravandenberg.bsky.social reading from state of paradise

A woman standing between bookshelves at a microphone reading from her novel

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jul 15

I love this place

Beer glasses mostly empty on a tabletop beside a tote bag that says ROUGH DRAFT BAR & BOOKS

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jul 14

appalling anachronism in this princess bride baby book wherein the kid is wearing a brian urlacher jersey instead of a walter payton one

The bedroom reading scene from princess bride but baby book art style and the kid is wearing bears number 54 instead of 34

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jul 10

I am not hating btw if I were rich and recently recovered from an infected penis hair-tourniquet I would probably get a very nice suit too

if you can’t read the image you are probably better off than I am, so I’m giving you a chance to stop. Still here? Okay.

It’s a snippet of a times article reading:

Fast forward to the summer of 2020, when
"a tiny hair" wrapped into a "tourniquet" around that excess foreskin "in the shape of a gift bow," as Mr. Shteyngart wrote in The New Yorker. The knot "could not be prized loose using tweezers, and any attempts to dislodge it with my fingers only tightened it around the string of superfluous skin," he wrote. It would not loosen, and his foreskin began "releasing what looked like a stream of pus."

Bradley Warshauer@warsh· Jul 2

they’re putting warnings about large language models everywhere now