If 12.3.94 is any guide, they did not

Don't shine that thing in my face, man

Drinking a near beer on the drive into the show tonight, because it was the only cold portable beverage in my fridge

Bc you're really into the accordion?

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I hadn't seen the explanation until just now, it adds a fun layer to the team identities

Congratulations to me

He's wearing a tux. That's what you wear to a wedding. Enough with the clickbait

I know this describes some of y'all

It's very strange to me that there are no auds here for the entire month of February '25...

You ever look at a McDonald's menu screen...on SUNGLASSES?!?

Dad Tetris Champion, Summer 2026

Seven stools last night in NYC! 1 balcony

I see your bear and raise you a rhino

"Yeah, do you have any bumper stickers that tell everyone I'm a huge asshole?"

That stuff's pretty good but I prefer this brand

...the fuck?

Happy fathers' day. Here's a pic of me and my dad. He was a pretty great guy, y'all woulda liked him. His name was Jerry

Lawn mowin music

Tired to take a kiss selfie with my daughter on the morning of her third grade graduation...

You come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding...

He was there last night! Apparently he happened to have an X-Files fan event in town this weekend

Up north we have deer spray, down in Florida they have

Jerry Seinfeld does not want to be touched

Freedom from the tyranny of not getting shot in the neck

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My shoes are Fiegs Knicks in five

Is there a word for the incredible sunsets you only get during a thunderstorm?