Wanda

@wbkboyer

Software developer, math nerd, Stardew Valley Superfan, and chronic doodler. wbkboyer on Pixelfed, Loops, TT, IG, YT, NewBohemia Art, ArtFight, etc.

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Wanda@wbkboyer· 18d

Beat my face instead of bemoaning my sleep-deprived state

Wanda stares at the camera, sporting a smoky eyeliner look. They’re wearing their noise cancelling headphones

Wanda@wbkboyer· 18d

Oh shit I forgot to finish my sentence lol, I am so cooked. I’m on a friggin plane yo

Wanda tries to look cool as they stare down at the camera; the roof of the airplane encircles their head as an off center halo

Wanda@wbkboyer· 18d

What a time to be alive tho, amiright? I can blab about some of my favourite music that I was able to discover on a whim and to which I may listen to IMMEDIATELY.

The beginnings of sunrise over the wing of a WestJet Boeing 737-800 from 40k feet; the horizon is a bold slash of crimson blending up through golden yellow, green, cyan, and penumbral blue

The wing of the WestJet Boeing 737-800 juts out into open air away from the fisheye camera view, reflecting the glorious sunrise

Another shot of the wing of a WestJet Boeing 737-800 reflecting the rising sun, the surrounding clouds glowing with a pastel rainbow array

A strange shadow is cast in the sky as the sun rises over the horizon, as seen from the window of a WestJet Boeing 737-800

Wanda@wbkboyer· Jul 1

The last of the scenes from today’s scooter ride. I saw so many #bunnies out at Jericho Beach Park, and was definitely impressed by the caw-caw-phony of caw-ngress occurring in the treetops far above! #summer #summervibes #summerlife #oceanviews

Wanda@wbkboyer· Jul 1

More of my adventures from Jericho Beach Park!! I loved exploring the wooded trails, and witnessed such incredible diversity of wildlife in such a small locality! #explore #forest #trees #nature

Wanda@wbkboyer· Jul 1

Took an invigorating scooter ride out to Jericho Beach and the surrounding park, and these are some of the sights I saw along the way!! #trees #Outdoors #swing #whimsical #slowliving

Wanda@wbkboyer· Jun 25

Ya boie took their scooter out and had an adventure today

Wanda, a 37 year old nonbinary person wearing a bucket hat, pashmina scarf, fanny pack, and barefoot shoes, sits on a rocky, precarious precipice in the sunshine of the early evening.

Wanda@wbkboyer· Jun 15

Had an absolutely splendid meal at a #Yakitori #Izakaya #restaurant in #VancouverBC called Hashigo by #ZakkushiGroup! I’ll definitely return to try more of their menu, especially #sake flight, since that’s actually the primary focus of this restaurant! maps.app.goo.gl/V8zb4hFF1Qa3...

Centred in the picture is the Hashigo Set, which includes four separate skewers of Momo, Pork, Me Maki, and Duck Breast yakitori with a quarter of a lemon slice and some delicious mystery sauce. To the left of the plate containing the skewers is a glass containing a beverage called an Umeboshi Sour, which includes Pickled plum, Shochu, and Soda

A glass containing a beverage called an Umeboshi Sour, which includes Pickled plum, Shochu, and Soda. The glass holds a slotted spoon-like device meant for crushing the pickled plum.

An order of the Negi Pork Don, which entails steamed rice topped with pork belly, a half-boiled egg (very cool and gooey!), green onion, onion sauce, and pickled seaweed. To the right of the bowl is a refreshingly salty, sour, and slightly sweet beverage called a Umeboshi Sour, which includes Pickled plum, Shochu, and Soda.

Wanda@wbkboyer· Jun 12

Heck yes, I found the event that’s happening at Riverside Park (East) at #Kamloops #Pride!!!! www.kamloopspride.com/events #BC #PrideWeek It’s incredible to see all the gloriously #queer folks together in solidarity! #2SLGBTQIA+ #lesbian #gay #bisexual #pansexual #demisexual #asexual #aromantic

PRIDE open house

June 12
3-6pm Riverside park (east)

Vendors, food trucks, entertainment, and so much more!

Performances from Miss Mousse and Autumn horizon

Wanda@wbkboyer· Jun 12

Out in #Kamloops celebrating my girlfriend’s sister’s graduation, and on the ride here, took so many cool photos of clouds. However, I think these two are my favourite LOOOOL (my phone camera is super slow sometimes, and the delay can lead to quite the comical effect) cwmm.com/en/great-bea...

A photograph of the side of the Great Bear Snow Shed on the Coquihalla highway, taken instead of Zopikos Peak due to a lackadaisical phone camera

A photograph of a sign “Entering City of Kamloops - City centre 10km” taken from an extremely oblique angle due to a lackadaisical phone camera

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 30

Fear not, my friend! IGA WAS OPENNNNNN!!! … My dentist is going to be very cross with me

Wanda shows off their horde of ill-begotten snacks: a bag of peach rings, a bag of bridge mixture, a bag of wine gums, and a Reese’s bar

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 30

Shoppers is closed and I am bereft of snacks.

Wanda reaches out with their hand, beckoning with longing for the snacks guarded from their grasp by cruel bars (shoppers is closed)

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 28

Yeahhhh I’m feelin’ myself after having gone for this quick jaunt to the gym 🤣 ✨ M O I S T ✨

Wanda stares into the camera; they are in front of the window at their gym, and are partially shaded by the window frame. Sunlight glints off of their sweat

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 28

LOL I JUST SWEATED ALL OVER MY FLOOR EEEEEWWWW Seriously though, gotta do the whole working out thing a bit more often lololol

Two giant drops of sweat and one smaller drop on a hardwood floor

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 28

✨ b e d e w e d ✨

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 28

I’ve been living under a rock and haven’t been using much social media other than BlueSky, so the first thing that comes to mind here is when one makes that shape with one’s hand and thrusts it high into the air to scare off an ostrich lol (screenshot from wendy_adriaens vt.tiktok.com/ZSxbM6dvs/)

Wendy Adriens on TikTok shows how to forestall an ostrich attack by raising one hand high in the air and inching one’s fingers to look like an ostrich’s head.

What silly creatures!!

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 27

It’s an iced coffee at 4:10pm kind of day today

Wanda, reflected in the screen of their laptop (which has a bunch of Cython and Python code displayed in the VSCode editor), has their mouth open widely in a comical grimace miming wanting to drink their iced coffee

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 27

Listening to the climax of the track "Mado Kara Mieru" from @christophertin.bsky.social 's #album #CallingAllDawns be like

"Turn up the volume" meme; from "Know your meme": "[an image of Jay] Versace tweet[ing] his excitement about the release of the latest album from hip-hop artist Chance the Rapper with four pictures of him emotionally listening to music in his headphones"

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 22

Just goobin’ waiting for a local `make distcheck V=1` to finish because one GHA is being difficult aaaaaaand it didn’t provide any illumination whatsoever

Wanda (a 37 year old nonbinary person with a mullet currently pulled back into a bun, a fair number of tattoos, and piercings) reclines with their left arm flung back over their head to rest on the back of the couch. The corner of their laptop peeks in the bottom right corner.

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 21

Fin-ished (ba dum tsss) this gift to a partner today, a goldfish from #Terraria out on a stroll with their magical inverse-umbrella 😂 #art #copic #copicmarker #copicmarkers #alcoholmarker #alcoholmarkers #fanart #whimsy #HumanMade #HumanMadeArt #noAI

A goldfish takes a stroll in the overworld of Terraria with its magical inverse umbrella, which pours an absolute deluge from under its canopy.

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 20

I never finished it cuz crap kept on coming up, but I’ve gotta get back to this hateful mid-breakup piece that I started in December 🤣 I think I was cookin’ (was gonna write the story of my ex in the alt text, but holy shit it’s so batshit crazy that I don’t even know if I should share it LOL)

A figure clutches their chest with one hand, has staggered to the ground with the other hand braced as a tormented silhouette erupts from their back; this twisted figure sports a rictus smile, one of their gnarled hands raised above, the other pointing down.

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 13

OK THE BEST PART OF THAT PIC IS CUT OFF DUE TO THE WEIRD ASPECT RATIO, LOOK AT THOSE EYEBALLS LOL (Also, I added alt text to each of the photos on Pixelfed, but still can’t figure out if they’re actually available to people who are blind, Deafblind, have low vision, or otherwise use alt text 😭🙏🏼)

Chef special sashimi from Oshi Nori, plated beautifully with a cheeky shrimp peeking out from behind the sumptuous pieces of fish!

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 11

Before I forget, here are the only photos I captured at the #MasterBootRecord #concert at the @rickshawtheatre.bsky.social You can tell my priorities were to rock out, guard my girlfriend from the onslaught of the pit, and to throw myself into the pit a couple times without dying. #livemusic #metal

A sick Gundam figurine that was proudly displayed on top of one of the stage monitors at the Master Boot Record concert at The Rickshaw in Vancouver.

Wanda@wbkboyer· May 1

A re-imagining of the Bugs Bunny “No” meme, this time with a speech bubble containing a crappily written “Nope”.

Original meme care of Tumblr user whyx3

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bugs-bunny-no

Wanda@wbkboyer· Apr 22

Sui from #TondemoSkill #CampfireCookinginAnotherWorldwithMyAbsurdSkill #art #traditionalart #sharpie #sharpies #sharpiemarker #sharpiemarkers #marker #markers #jellyroll #jellyrolls #jellyrollpen #jellyrollpens #anime #fanart #animefanart

Sui, a sentient jelly character from the anime Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill, rests on a grassy field with his arms raised above his droplet-shaped body.

Wanda@wbkboyer· Apr 22

#abstract #art #abstractart #sharpie #sharpies #markers #sharpiemarker #sharpiemarkers #doodle #jellyroll #jellyrollpen #drawingmeditation

An abstract picture of scalene triangles strewn over a sickly, bruised, glistening surface

Wanda@wbkboyer· Mar 16

9) Looping to 1), I loved participating in the interactive component of “The Green Ideal” at the #VancouverArtGallery, creating a pencil-coloured post-it note homage to Carr’s #formalist #cubist #fauvist #expressionist style (not sure if these are the correct terms; art historians please enlighten!)

A pencil-crayon drawing on a post-it note, attempting to emulate elements of Emily Carr’s formalist/fauvist/cubist/expressionist style: two trees on the left in the background, the brighter and smaller one occluding the darker, shaggier tree. Sunlight streams in the middle ground, and the trunk of a tree with a knot like a vertical eye peers at the viewer, seeming to point at the two trees with an outstretched branch.

Interactive component of “That Green Ideal” at the Vancouver Art Gallery - a white wall has the following prompt printed:

(Largest text) Listening Land

(Small text) Emily Carr cared deeply about the protection of forests and the natural world.

(Larger text) On a sticky note, write a question or phrase you might address to the forest and share it on the tree.

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Nestled near the peak of the tree outline next to this prompt is a pencil-crayon drawing on a post-it note, Wanda’s contribution to the interactive component of “That Green Ideal” at the Vancouver Art Gallery where they attempt to emulate elements of Emily Carr’s formalist/fauvist/cubist/expressionist style: two trees on the left in the background, the brighter and smaller one occluding the darker, shaggier tree. Sunlight streams in the middle ground, and the trunk of a tree with a knot like a vertical eye peers at the viewer, seeming to point at the two trees with an outstretched branch.

Wanda@wbkboyer· Mar 10

ITS S N O W I N G. … it is almost MID MARCH. #Vancouver #VancouverBC #Snowpocalypse (lol jk it ain’t sticking)

Wanda@wbkboyer· Mar 10

Me this morning; proof attached

Wanda shows off their bicep muscles by curling their arm at shoulder height; they’re proud of themselves for getting to the gym this morning, and so they wear a satisfied smile!

Wanda@wbkboyer· Mar 8

May I importune you for Astra pics? I may be overstepping, but I think you’re obligated to share pics of this delightful little dewdrop now!!!! 😭😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 PLSPLSPLSPLS