WEATHER IS HAPPENING
@weatherishappening
BOSTON'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER, NO GAMES. THE ONLY WEATHER SVC ON UR PLANET 2 PUT A EMPHASIS ON UR NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ THE SMOKE WILL BE BAD AGAIN WEDNESDAY / 4 BOSTON BUT ESP NY-CITYSTATE & PENNSYLVANIA & SOUTHERN NEW YORK STATE / WEAR A N95 MASK IF U NEED 2O GO OUTSIDE / & MAYBS FIRE UP UR AIR PURIFIER IF U HAVE 1 / & REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ A BIT YELLOW OUTSIDE OVER BOSTON / ISNT IT? / THATS NOT JUST YELLOW CREAMY DELITE / THATS JUST SMOKE / FROM THE FIRES / IN NORTHERN MINNESOTA & CANADA / ARRIVING A BIT EARLY / U CULD EXPECT THIS SMOKE 2 GET WORSE WEDNESDAY - THURSDAY / PERHAPS V UNHEALTHILY SO / U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ BOSTON U MITE BE IN 4 A 5 DAY HEATWAVE / IF TEMPS R 90 OR ABOVE ALL WEEK LONG / W/ NO RAINBLOBS IN SITE / JUST THE HOTNESS / & THE DANKNESS / THO THAT DANKNESS IS MOSTLY LIMITED 2 MON - WEDNES DAYS W/ DEW PTS THOSE DAYS IN THE 60S / THURS & FRI DAYS WILL BE LESS DANK
/ WEATHER IS HAPPENING? / WEATHER IS HAPPENING / WEATHER IS ALWAYS HAPPENING / & EVRE1 KNOWS IT / UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON / & U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ O BTW / DID U KNOW EYE HAVE A NEW WEATHER COLUMN IN THE BOSTON COMPASS NEWSPAPER? / ITS TRUE / www.instagram.com/p/DapzZ4ouiUx/ / www.bostoncompassnewspaper.com
/ O YEAH / THE RAINBLOBS / BRINGING A LIL BIT 2 MUSCH FREE WATER FROM UR WEATHER LORDS / SOUTHEASTERN MASSACHUSETTS, RHODE ISLAND, & CONNECTICUT R ALL UNDER A FLOOD WATCH / WET & RAW OVERNIGHT & IN2 TUESDAY / TEMPS IN THE LO 60S / UP2 2.5 INCH FREE WATER OVERNITE IN2 TUESDAY
/ ANOTHER QUICK INTRO 2 MEYE 250ISH NEW FOLLOWERS / WEATHER IS HAPPENING IS BOSTONS #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER / NO GAMES / BUT BEYOND THAT ITS ALSO THE ONLY WEATHER SVC -- ON UR PLANET AS FAR AS EYEM AWARE -- THAT PUTS A EMPHASIS ON THE NEED 4 REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ UH OH / 1ST CAME THE HOTNESS / NEXT / THE POTENSH 4 FLOODING ACROSS CONNECTICUT NEW YORK NEW JERSEY & PENNSYLVANIA / WICH CULD SEE UP2 7 INCH FREE WATER FROM UR WEATHER LORDS / PROMPTING A FLOOD WATCH 4 THOSE AREAS BTWIXT EARL MONMORN & TUESAFT / BOSTON CULD SEE UP2 3 INCH FREE WATER / MUCH NEEDED
A NEW BLOBLET HAS FORMED THO EYE THINK IT IS GOING 2 FLOAT HARMLESSLY JUST 2 THE NORTH OF BOSTON. MAYBS A LIL BIT OF DAMPNESS IDK
/ DC IS UNDER A SEVERE THUNDERBLOB WATCH UNTIL 10 PM / SUM OF THESE BLOBS CULD BE QUITE POWERFUL / BUT THEY MITE NOT FLOAT OVER UR EMPIRE'S SEAT OF POWER WASHINGTON DC ON THE NIGHT OF ITS FILTHY ANNIVERSARY / REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS IS SUMTIMES SUMTHING U CULD FEEL LINGERING IN THE AIR
/ THE BIG 5000 / SUMTIMES EYE GET A LRG INFLUX OF NEW FOLLOWERS / WHO R ALL / "WAT IS HAPPENING" / TH ANSWER IS / WEATHER IS HAPPENING / BOSTON'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER / LEARN MOAR: / VISIT THE WEBZONE: weatherishappening.com / OR READ THIS NEWSPAPER ARTICLE: www.boston.com/news/massach...
WEATHER IS HAPPENING CELEBRATES 5000 FOLLOWERS ON BLUESKY
PREPENT URSELVES, POTENSH 4 THIS THUNDERBLOBLET 2 FLOAT OVER BOSTON IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES
A THUNDERBLOBLET MITE BE FLOATING OVER BOSTON IN THE NEXT HOUR
EARLIER TODAY IN BOSTON, A CROWD RECITED THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE OUTSIDE OF THE OLD MASSACHUSETTS STATE HOUSE
/ WEATHER CATS UPDATE / WEYOUN HAS RECOVERED FROM HIS DENTAL PROCEDURE / & WEYOUN & JADZIA R BACK 2 BEING A BONDED PAIR / LET THE WEATHER CATS SERVE AS A REMINDER / A REMINDER OF UR NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ CONGRATS EVRE1 / U DID IT / 2 CONSECUTIVE DAYS OF 100+ DEGREE TEMPS / THE 4TH TIME THATS HAPPENED 2 BOSTON / WELL / THE 4TH TIME THAT HAS HAPPENED IN WEATHER RECORDED HISTORY THAT IS / U CULD EXPECT THIS 2 OCCUR MOAR FREQUENTLY NOW / UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
/ UH OH / BOSTON UR IN SEVERE DROUGHT / AS IS ALL OF EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS / & UR ENTIRE COMMONWEALTH IS P MUSCH IN DROUGHT / BESIDES NORTHWESTERN MA WICH IS ABNORMALLY DRY / UR WEATHER LORDS R JUST NOT PROVIDING U W/ ENOUGH OF THEIR SPESH GIFT OF FREE WATER / U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
POST A RANDOM PICTURE OR EVRETHING ELSE WILL GO BAD IN JULY.