My doctor now offers complimentary snacks and water in the waiting room. So fancy.

When the light hits just right, strike a pose.

Meanwhile at Chipotle: ITS NOT US THIS TIME

In 1941, we started using the Huntington–Hill method of equal proportions. Idk why we had to make it as complicated as possible.

Instead of watching President Lumpy Twat’s speech, I did something actually more useful.

Spiders are tiny puppies. Their feet even look like dog paws. It’s actually pretty cute. I hope this helps a little.

I hate OpenAI as much as the next guy but I gotta say they did design a product that looks good.

My dog, The Finder.

@vicmsong.bsky.social I laughed so hard. Never seen a more accurate job title.

Thank you for your concern, Evergy, but I’ll be okay.

I’m sorry, it was on NYE this year.

Dan Patrick also looks like a Milhouse. Our government is run by Milhouses.

Can’t unsee it.

I have no idea what district I’m in now thanks to Missouri GOP. Apparently, the Missouri Secretary of State doesn’t know either.

Sure seems like they bribed Maxwell to say Trump didn’t fuck kids with Epstein.

Elon was worth about $27 billion on 1/1/2020. Today, he us worth $970 billion. (according to WSJ)

I’ll go first. This is Borkinator 5000 and his brother, Mr. Stinky Wiggles.

I’m so excited! Let’s go!

Ceasefire.

Watching the Avengers movie the way it was meant to be seen.