Great advice

People keep thieving this sign in Wollaston. Made me chortle first time I saw it

I'm laughing but part of me wants to check this is really a joke.

Beats mine!

He goes anywhere there's football just in case there's a trophy going

Also.... Let's talk about his link to the Falklands controversy

That is SO stolen! I perfect example of playing your trump card.

I'm a brilliant blonde. It says so on the packet.

Can we get dog mess bins in the uk painted some other colour? My family are getting miffed with their birthday cards arriving three years late and stinking of dog poo.

Bit late but right back at ya

And have you heard about the drop bears?

The guardian exercising tact and diplomacy 😜

Guess who is quoting AI (and literally nothing else)

Lest We Forget

Someone show him these flowers... he'll probably have an apoplexy before demanding they are called trumps.

So much better watching my boys play football when it's not blowing a gale too😊

Yes, but didn't they capitulate to pressure, which is why the rest of us aren't going?

Mila says.... Well nothing really. She's busy watching the underside of her eyelids.

Mila is Already asleep

I wonder who sold them to Iran? 🤔

Oh good. We're only at a "likely" threat from a terrorism strike.

He's had electric shock therapy?

Bingo! Here's your cigar😜

Mila says right back at ya

I'm a coward. Mistook horseradish for mayonnaise once and never got over it! Might try my boys on it though - they love trying something new! And so much healthier than what I made them for after school snacks today 😈