Every world cup has its memorable moment. This is the one where the US lost because of cheating.

Nothing to do with straw. Old English "strewian", Proto Germanic *strawjanan" means "scatter around". Like wild strawberries spread through grass look like they've been 'strewn'. So not really inaccurate, just mispronounced. thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/red-ripe-w...

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Right.

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It's not perfect until you've made pizza with it... :-)

But the Irish do it properly

This thing used to be in every kitchen. They work really well. A kid can operate it. $20 i5.walmartimages.com/seo/UU-T-Fre...

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They're not even good Photoshops, moron

Classic

Paint.

Must be the AI went wrong. Or the Iranians did it. Maybe the Israelis, but not in an anti-semitic way.

Keeping the yard squirrel free.

I don't think so.

Still cheaper than a family health plan for a month. It's time.

The only people using violence are Trump's stormtroopers.

¿Qué tiene el tamaño de 6 campos de fútbol, ​​funciona con una central nuclear, cuesta 100 mil millones de dólares y es tan útil como una tetera de chocolate?

Available at long last. Stinks a bit, though.

They're getting what they voted for. Not all people are good people at heart.

Oh, so close...

I think Trump's brain is an AI. That's the only other thing that can be completely wrong and completely confident at the same time, though AI goes to the trouble of faking the evidence for its pronouncements, too. (The real answer was 1.277 according to every other source, btw.)

Or this

Have no fear, missus. Just close your eyes and dream of Bologna.