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Lance Manly

@weepinggold

The Gods made me the strongest and most beautiful man

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Lance Manly@weepinggold· 28d

You don't want to see me on a good day

Dragón Ball Z characters Piccolo and Goku fused

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jul 7

A public bench on a nature walk with the spray painted tag MONEY GETTA barely visible after a thorough washing

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jul 1

Orange?

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jun 28

We're the same for real

Nancy photographs a happy spotted cat

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jun 21

No...

An robot who wants to eat data from Bubblegum Crash episode 3

A cyberpunk fighter jet. Caption says "that boomer's equipped with the new AI"

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jun 12

One of my favorites

An 8 panel NANCY comic where Nancy breaks the fourth wall to retrieve a cookie jar. Her aunt Fritzi catches her -- but Nancy is incredulous. How did you see me? She asks. Aunt Fritzi holds up a newspaper with a comic showing the events that have unfolded before us!

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jun 11

lol he looks like a miniature or somethin

A grey Scottish fold tabby with golden eyes sits on a blanket draped over a radiator cover

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jun 10

Two faceless colorless squat humanoids carry a third on a stretcher. The first asks what happened to the patient. The second responds "he ate without YouTube"

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jun 5

A devilish looking Pierrot reaching toward and touching a star drawn by me

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jun 1

Line go down stress go up

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 30

Type of jokes we're getting in the new Nancy comix 🫩

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 26

No. NO! What the?

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 24

Grey baby on a grey day

Igor, a grey Scottish fold tabby stares beyond the camera lens. To his side is an 75 oz iced coffee that was probably brewed 8 days ago.

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 24

Thanks to my lil sis for the recommendation. Five big juicy stars.

A copy of I WHO HAVE NEVER KNOWN MEN by Jacqueline Harpman.

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 24

Tag yourself I'm the silly pink fella in the corner

A sheet of puffy cat stickers. There is different color and variety of cat.

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 22

Interesting.

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 21

You gotta be jokin' me

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 21

This is the clock I bought. It's not cursed but it is possessed by an old goat. Bleats on the hour.

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 21

This clock not only tells time, it also has a feature that you're cursed now, man. I'm real sorry, but things are about to get incredibly f'd up for you.

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 20

The elusive monkey cat was spotted on Long Island this week

A grey Scottish fold that acts like a clingy monkey

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 20

God left this message under my armpit when I got made

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 19

Sneak preview of my DJ set tonight at Bars n Grills

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 19

If you never owned this....... you're probably not annoying

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 19

"Venmo me $6800" that's what the cat says

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 17

Weekly roundup

Shadow of a person giving the peace sign on a fence. Over the fence are tall skinny evergreens on a bright blue sky. a gas station is visible

A sticker that reads "READ"

A panel from NANCY by Ernie Bushmiller. Aunt Fritzi's head is stuck between slats in a fence. Nancy is taking advantage of the situation to share her report card. She got all Ds.

A frame from Joy of painting. Bob Ross is holding a type of blue bird, but not a bluebird.

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 12

Prince Igor

Beautiful grey Scottish fold tabby rolling on his back :)

Lance Manly@weepinggold· May 12

Heh heh yeah

4 1/2 Tbsps of butter. The packaging reads Salted Sweet Butt because it was cut off.

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Feb 19

Bro totally Mogs him

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jan 4

I know you can't read so I don't recommend this

A hand holding a paperback copy of TO SMITHEREENS by Rosalyn Drexler. The cover art is a painting of a male referee raising the arm of the winning female wrestler who wears a pink swimsuit. Her hair is yellow. There is a pair of knees in the left corner, presumably of the loser of the bout. The authors name is at top. The title runs along the bottom, stacked and centered.

Lance Manly@weepinggold· Jan 1

No! No! It is as they feared! He's an antifa super soldier!