Ditched Mitch has been MIA for 75 days. Still getting paid though, still voting. Find Mitch.

All of a sudden MAGA Dodo birds who can't tell the difference between a Con-man and corncob are experts on "gain on function." They think they sound so smart regurgitating the new words MAGA influencers fed them, like worms, to stuff in SM feeds.

Lindsey Graham

What could possibly go wrong

Yeah MAGA yall wait, sit outside in the rain til 2am with nothing to drink and no bathroom, it's Saturday night, he wants to have fun, so calm your patriotic asses down and wait while he enjoys dinner from inside of his air conditioned golden bubble complete with servants.

Mail in two upc codes and get the National Guard free. While supplies last.

Queen of the Night Cereus Now showing

There, i fixed it.

Stop. Let them rot.

ReDICKed for ya!

Save your smithereens

There, I fixed it.

There I fixed it.

There, I fixed it.

Azaleas

Lest we forget

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