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Kyle Weidleman

@weidleman

Dad. Dog dad. Union man. pfp 🖋️ @atlastalos.bsky.social

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Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· 3d

Nikki from Obsession doing her (now infamous) big frown.

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· 4d

Frame 1: a white guy with a buzz cut and bad facial hair salutes while crying

Frame 2: he scream

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jul 14

you can put so many different things in an uncrustable too

the product specs of an $8 uncrustables maker

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jun 27

Ready for the prime time matches thank to @sickosfc.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jun 13

It is!

A chart comparing World Cup countries by GDP/capita in USD. Switzerland is #1 at $100,000 and Qatar is #2 at $88,000. The USA is #4 at $82,000.

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jun 13

Kyle wearing a USWNT jersey in a men’s cut. it’s from the “paint drip” era. you know it’s a women’s team jersey because there are stars over the crest.

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jun 10

no, we quite literally have Dolans

Family section on Paul Dolan’s Wikipedia entry:

Dolan's son Peter was selected by the Guardians in the 33rd round of the 2014 MLB draft as a third baseman out of Gilmour Academy.[10] His brother Matt was a state senator in Ohio, and his cousin James is owner of the New York Knicks of the National Basketball Association (NBA), and the New York Rangers of the National Hockey League (NHL).

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jun 2

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· May 24

Google News screenshot with two different headlines:

Headline one from CBS Sports:
Oklahoma City Thunder vs. San
Antonio Spurs Live Score and Stats
- May 22, 2026 Gametracker

Headline two from NBC Sports:
Tottenham Hotspur vs Everton live updates: Spurs take the lead on the final day

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· May 14

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

absolutely insane that armies used to have drummers. like hello yes we are here to slaughter each other but before that my boy nathaniel's gonna drop a sick ass beat on yall Imao show em how it's done nate

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· May 4

It’s all a bit on the nose

A photo of the old terminal of National Airport in the DC area. Outside is parked a black jeep with a bunch of stormtroopers and Darth Vader standing around. Also Imperial flags flying off the jeep. Behind, is the airport in all marble with giant “America 250” banners as backdrop.

The same description but closer.

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Apr 30

Not Popeye!

an old timey newspaper cartoon

panel one, a mustachioed man is talking to a femme-coded Popeye in a feathered hat. Popeye says: LEM. DARLIN, PROMISE YA WON'T BE MAD AT ME IF I TELLS YA SUMPIN

Lem, the mustachioed man: OF COURSE, I WONT BE MAD AT MY LITTLE WIFEY, WHAT IS IT?

Popeye: I YAM AMPHIBIOUS

Lem: AMPHIBIOUS?!!

panel two: Popeye rips off the hat and dress to reveal the traditional Popeye costume. Popeye says:

I WEARS BOTH WOMAN'S AN' MAN'S CLOTHES -
ARF! ARF!

I YAM, POPEYE THE SAILOR

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Apr 15

I miss “Yes, Yes, No”

Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet • 1h
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Clavicular's friend Androgenic

much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social •1h
(Joined Jul '23) (Bluesky Elder)

He's bald and wears a wig that regularly gets stolen. I love him

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Apr 12

a white man’s hand holding a 1”x2” metal rectangle with an eagle etched on it with the word “THANKS”

a white man’s hand holding a 1”x2” metal rectangle with an a military person in full kit including a rifle with a suppressor etched on it with the words “OPPRESSORS BEWARE”

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Mar 13

SICKOS-DOT-JPEG

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Mar 12

Astronaut pointing a gun at another astronaut saying “Always has been”

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Mar 12

it makes listening to WAMU in the afternoon more fun. like when you do the CWG update and I’m like

Leo pointing meme

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Mar 7

dog tax

giant GSP puppy on a brown leather couch atop a lot of pillows and snuggling/nibbling on a stuffed pig toy (made for children, not dogs; not that it’s ever stopped her)

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Feb 19

the movie poster for “Riding in Cars with Boys” but the picture of Drew Barrymore was replaced with a photo of a dead-and-reanimated-looking pic of the Nonce Formerly Known as Prince Andrew

at the top, the name now reads “Drew Mountbatten-Windsor”

no. I am not okay.

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Feb 10

fresh is even better.

Two fresh pepperoni rolls, with hot cheese still oozing from them and glistening with oils from the pepperoni inside. Served in a basket with white-and-green checkered paper and a ramekin of marinara.

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Feb 10

PEPPERONI ROLL ORIGINATION

Born in the coalfields.

Perfected in the bars.

Invented in the 1920s by Italian immigrants in the north-central West Virginia, the pepperoni roll was made for miners - portable, hearty, and full of flavor.

No refrigeration. No fuss. Just bread and sticks of pepperoni baked right in.

Hungover? Pepperoni roll.
Broke? Pepperoni roll.
On the run? Pepperoni roll.

Nettie's Tavern

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Feb 4

panel one: Bart Simpson looking sad with the caption “This is the worst one”

panel two: Homer with his hand on Bart’s shoulder to comfort him “This is the worst one so far”

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jan 27

me, two minutes ago:

as the group chat’s resident Short King, I love all of the short jokes about Bitch Bovino

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jan 26

peasant: we should improve society somewhat.

pedant popping out of a well: yet you participate in society. curious! I am very intelligent.

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jan 25

Pro tip for my Industry folks:

screenshot of Server Life subreddit

Post title: Dealing with ICE in Minneapolis is hard right now, this is how we get the info to the guys on the line quickly and quietly

photo: a point-of-service screen with a modification button that reads “LA MIGRA”

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jan 20

yeah, I’d say people are noticing that prices haven’t gotten any better

Hey Kyle,

We noticed a large transaction in your ***** account. Here are the details:

Date: 2026-01-18
Amount: $206.52
Category: Groceries

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jan 17

sorry for X-posting, but the State Senate Majority Leader is definitely included in that

a post from X

L. Louise Lucas
@SenLouiseLucas

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Jan 9

meme of a white guy with short hair and a beard (but no mustache?) saluting and then scream-crying.

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Dec 27

39 years old and I finally got my Power Wheels

Kyle, wearing a red knit cap, brown sweater and navy winter coat leans on a dark grey Chevy SUV. he is extremely happy and even more uncool.

Kyle Weidleman@weidleman· Dec 16

it’s this part right here! the old guys are staying around too long— it’s depressing job prospects all down the ladder! the author is upset that all SW positions are filled by women and people of color, but folks in those positions no longer have the chance to advance like the people above them did!

This was systematic discrimination, documented in writing, implemented without consequence. It’s striking how casual it all was. “Chicago Fire—the UL [upper level] can be [anyone], but we need diverse SWs [staff writers].” As in other industries, upper-level positions—writers with experience and credits—could still be filled by white men. But the entry-level jobs, the staff writer and co-producer positions that Matt and thousands of other aspiring writers were competing for, were reserved for others.