She’s got the Big Mo … to lose by 25 points

[BICYCLE HORN HONK]

DO NOT LOOK UP THE LYRICS.

SOUNDS GOOD

Eeeeeeeee

Again:

I knew one true libertarian in my time and he’s no longer with us:

My dog every time someone asks “was he named after President Truman?”

overheard

Beautiful deed, and I'm sorry we don't make 'em like this anymore: