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Rob LaMorgese

@weirdegg

writer tv: Suits, Suits LA co-host @getmeanotherpod.bsky.social

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Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· 13d

Same.

Snake Plissken with an eyepatch a black sleeveless shirt and a cigarette dangling from his mouth stares off left a frame at night.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· 14d

Just when I think there’s nothing for me in this world anymore

Article headline reads Stanley Tucci has a genius tip for buttering corn. Head and shoulders shot of Stanley Tucci smiling in a black suit next to a pile of corn.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Jul 12

An old 1980s laptop computer in black plastic with a very tiny black screen and yellow letters that read wanna fuck?

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Jul 3

Gray two story building with a Uneeda Medical Supply sign on the roof. There is a pale blue sky and a few cars parked on the concrete in front of the building. A super title reads July 3, 1984 5:30 PM Eastern daylight time

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Jun 19

Darryl McDaniel Osbourne may look like an orange weirdo but he has assured me he is, in fact, a panther. Zoom in on the pic for blep verification. #cats #catsofbluesky

Orange cat sitting on beige pillows in front of a window. He looks up and to the left so the camera can capture his good side.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Jun 19

This black floof is Bruce Banner Lee. This fella is the one with diabetes (he needs his Bruce Juice). But none of that stops him from expressing how much he hates it when Mom takes his picture. #cats #catsofbluesky

Black cat with ears so pointy they could be devil horns sits on beige pillows in front of a window. Yellow cat eyes express disdain with the whole getting his picture taken thing.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Jun 19

I have cat pics for the GoFundMe in the thread above. This is Bella, a 17 year-old who has had cancer since 2019. But she is still the Queen of the house who is beloved and keeps the boys in line. #cats #catsofbluesky

A regal mostly black tabby cat with some brown, gray, and white in her coat sleeps peacefully curled up on some beige pillows.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Jun 9

Homework

A totally 80s white blonde lady with a gold headband and a gold shirt stands next to a dorky white guy in a white T-shirt that says I am a virgin. They stand in a wood panel recording studio with a red curtain on one wall.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Jun 6

Same energy

A blonde white guy frame left looking at a dark haired white guy frame right who is looking back.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· May 29

I have discovered the secret library branch with a Zines section. Hog. Heaven.

A rack of zines at a library.

The zine tv death maze with a black cover with a white NYSD sanitation van in space that has arms and a sucking people up inside of it. A man is running away from it as the color gets sucked off of his body.

Black-and-white cover for the muttering brain pan. Two skulls face and nuzzle each other.

Black and white cover for one punk‘s guide to gardening by Jon Mule. A picture of a plant is behind the letters on the cover.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· May 26

“I’M A LUMBERJACK AND I’M OKAY!”

Jasonmaxxing Voorhees in the iconic white and red hockey mask. He holds a bloody axe that’s held together with vines or something. He wears dark jeans with suspenders and his red plaid lumberjack shirt has one sleeve ripped off and the shirt open to about the sternum like the sexpot we all know and love.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· May 23

Ok I wanna play too.

A Star Trek the next generation title card with the enterprise orbiting a planet in space. The episode title reads the one where the android says he’s fully functional.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· May 7

The words “your vice is a locked room and only I have the key” lettered in the blocky blue He-Man title style.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· May 4

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· May 1

Happy #MayDay to all!

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Apr 14

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast.

Two white guys wearing blazers, one young, one middle aged, drive in a car.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Mar 31

Listen to the episode and you’ll learn the shocking secrets behind this photo shoot…

The handsomest devil you’ve ever seen with the most glorious mustache posing on the floor next to a panther table.

The handsomest devil you’ve ever seen with the most glorious mustache posing on the floor next to a panther table.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Mar 22

A man in front of a 1970s computer console where the monitor reads: Keep your mind on business. The man is flanked on both sides by robots that would not be out of place on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Mar 15

An ocean’s garbled vomit on the shore

A black-and-white sign on a wooden fence outside a front yard garden. The sign reads beware of attack tortoise.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Mar 13

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Mar 3

“No one is claiming masterpiece status here.”

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Feb 26

You just found out you're a witch! 🧙‍♀️✨ Who are you recruiting first to be in our coven?

Black and white movie still of an English madmen during the age of Cromwell. He is tied up on a rope leash attached to a tent.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Feb 23

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Jan 22

He’ll be waiting for you…

Powers Booth in close up with the absolute best fake mustache and blonde wig.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Jan 8

Going to tell my kid this was SPEED

Shot from the inside of a 1960s city bus looking forward at rows of middle-aged and elderly white people looking at camera disapprovingly.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Dec 28

So disappointed to discover it is referencing the wrong Troll 2. Really wanted to see Forbes’ take on “not pissing on hospitality” as career booster.

Forbes article with a headline that reads “five career lessons from troll two.” it has a picture of a smiling white woman in orange shirt and jeans on a gray couch who is way too excited to be reading whatever black tablet is in her hand.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Dec 27

A: Dennis Hopper in Waterworld.

Dennis Hopper in a leather eyepatch and crazy post-apocalyptic clothing making an “O” face from Waterworld.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Dec 27

Q: Who wins in a fight? Dennis Hopper in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 or Dennis Hopper in Speed?

Dennis Hopper in a gray western style suit with cowboy hat wielding a giant fucking chainsaw.

Dennis Hopper in a short-sleeve plaid collared shirt talking on a large cellphone from the early 90s.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Dec 21

If you see this, share a redhead

Close up of a smiling redheaded white woman in a pink diner uniform. The words kiss my grits are in pink cursive to the right of her in the picture.

Rob LaMorgese@weirdegg· Dec 11

A boy can dream…

New York City street with “Ten years after the Social-Democratic war of liberation” superimposed over the image.