Wiffle Ball Helmet
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Who mistook the steak for chicken? Posts:
I don’t like to be disturbed while I’m whacking. You are welcome to watch though.
So last night I saw this little guy on my back porch coffee table and I thought he was dead. This morning, I saw him perched on the screen, so I knew he was alive. So I gently caught him and let him loose outside. And within seconds a mockingbird swooped down and ate him 🤣🤣
I’m not saying it’s right, but if you were a Gen Xer with a last name like this, middle school was rough.
Tomorrow, the Rays will retire Evan Longoria’s number 3 right in front of my seat for Game 1 of the 2008 World Series.
Behold the marvel of modern engineering that is the beer snake
Baby, when I said I’d take you to pound town, this is what I meant.
And as a matter of fact. My print just arrived. Gonna hang it here. Just gotta get it framed. Thank you @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
I may never win the lottery, but I did stumble upon a food truck that sells delicious beef bourgignon this afternoon 🔥
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the horniest of them all.
Did you know that La Quinta is Spanish for “next to Denny’s”?
