Watch out for that stuff, it could be dangerous.

Longhorn game is after yours.

The recipe should have called for

11 year old birthday party crawfish boil in El Paso. More spicy with each batch.

Here is the headline

I can better his deal. I negotiated with my local HEB to get five sharpies for $5.11 or $1.02 each. Art of the deal indeed.

Not watching SOTU bingo card.