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41. Hanna Barbera Alice in Wonderland dunno what disney had going on, but this one had sammy davis jr. and fred flinstone
40. Red Dead Redemption 2 AAA games are too damn long. I had an enjoyable enough time, but jesus christ the length! kinda tells my age that I don't care if a game has realism systems for clothes or its horses or whatevs, I just want to be able to finish in a reasonable fashion
39. The Prisoner shawshank redemption if it had dudes who could whup ass. despite being top billing, Chan is only the third most important character in the story. it did however culminate in a pretty badass final shootout
38. Kamen Rider Generations: Dr. Pac-Man vs Ghost and Ex-Aid I get that the inclusion of pac man is a writer working backwards of the idea of how to incorporate and game themed hero + ghost themed hero, but also pac man just leaves halfways through, and it becomes a more normalish story
37. Ultraman Taro the military team's outfits are peak silly, and I love that Taro owns a bracelet that occasionally turns into wacky props so much pyrotechnics in this season
36. Little Bigfoot this is honestly a worse ET ripoff than Mac and Me the little critter in question is equally off putting and gross to look at, but there's a lack of whimsical antics in the movie at all
35. The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad kinda fucked up that the bully character just wins at the end with sleepy hollow. at least the animation for the headless horseman scene was very good also free my mans mr toad
34. The Rock you ever heard of Elton John? he sang Rocket Man? I'm asking because you're the rocket, man
33. Dick Tracy They legitimately tried with this movie, there was too much star power, they got Danny Elfman for the score, and the matte backgrounds for the colorful city are actually great; everyone involved must have wanted this to sadly succeed
32. Kamen Rider W really good mix of goofy and serious with this gay ass protag duo. you always gotta be hitting the pose even in an emergency
31. Ultraman Ginga this had an extremely banger theme song, and you can tell they knew this because they use it for the climax for nearly every fight
30. Dumbo couldn't help crying quite a bit during its sad moments there are so many assholes in this that are cruel for no reason, its insane
29. Fantasia it was neat, but my attention span would have been strained if I wasn't conversating with the wife during the low times also the first time I heard mickey's original voice I think
28. Pinocchio didn't know that whole "when you wish on a star" song that disney used for a ton of their ads originated from here favorite character was the silly lil cat, bar none
27. Cats Don't Dance was a fun one to watch. did make me think about how many animated projects had so many old hollywood references in them despite their intended audience of children Sawyer is an 11/10 furry lady
26. Lionheart after seeing enough of his work, you get to understand that van damme is an unexciting fighter. very mid movie
things like this make me scratch my head, examining my own tastes
25. Ultraman Neos didn't know that this was a straight to dvd mini series until I noticed I was almost done it was okay
24. Cool World so this was a poorly constructed film I could never reconcile that brad pitt was in a world, developed by a comic book artist, but everything was kinda all animation references so then why not make the guy who "created" Cool World a cartoonist??
23. Ultraman Geed pretty cool story about the sins of the father and defying that kind of legacy. it must feel so good for the stunts actors to fall on the miniature buildings like that
22. It's The Girl in the Red Truck, Charlie Brown a pretty weird special that's live action with snoopy's cousin Spike and Charles Schulz's daughter also ends on a strangely sad note of Spike foregoing a happy ending, right after nearly being killed for being a stray
21. Ultraman Mebius I think I'm locked in with ultraman now. its too charming to see these fights play out in miniature sets, and the ability to recognize recurring monsters is working on me as intended
20. Alvin & the Chipmunks: Roadchip a little flabbergasted that the roadtrip aspect was only half the movie. Annoying covers of contemporary pop hits as expected, and weirdly ends on a uninteresting scene of legal documents
19. The Smurfs (2011) the loathsome corporate product. autocomplete ass script
18. Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart this game was so fucking fun to play, its sad that they're probably never gonna make another one of these
17. Death to Smoochy I wrongly believed that Bill Murray was in this movie I glimpsed as a child. Kind of an odd one, and not every joke landed, but I loved that Robin Williams was acting his ass off in his villainous role
16. Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2 me and the wifey watched the mst3k tape of this. Its from their public tv days, so it was interesting to see how it was 90% of the way to what we know, but still kinda off. Specifically that comedic interjections were sparse, so we kinda got distracted with lego talk
15. Iron Man 3 so I skipped this movie way back when I still cared about this shit because the plot synopsis drove me away Kinda done the the RDJ smarminess these days, and the kid sidekick was whatever Only highlight was a giant bunny plush that looked like it had big boobs
14. Monkeybone incredibly vague memories of watching this as a kid (I really shouldn't have!) the claymation and puppet monstrosities are fun and uncanny, but the plot has extremely weird pacing