clod

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clod@whatever· 19d

huge if true

@TheWorthyHouse on twitter, excerpted:

It's totally obvious some grifter is writing
Jordan Peterson's posts.

clod@whatever· 21d

fortunately i misinterpreted your reply's tone too and thought it lighthearted so no worries! it hadn't even crossed my mind to actually injure wildlife. anyway here is a video of a snail i found eating moss

clod@whatever· 26d

once again i fear the culture of clickbait headlines is not up to this challenge

headline: "Why The Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Is Way Worse Than Regular Diarrhea Parasites"

clod@whatever· 26d

rod steiger as jud fry in oklahoma, with a tall balloon because faine's tweet is something jud fry from oklahoma would say

clod@whatever· 27d

this is becoming a whole genre. betteridge's law of headlines but the answer is always "diarrhea" instead of "no"

Business Insider: "I got the diarrhea parasite
Cyclospora after a work lunch.
These were my tell-tale symptoms."

clod@whatever· 27d

what do you mean "now what"

"You got the 'explosive' diarrhea parasite. Now what?"

clod@whatever· Jul 4

Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword in a past life

clod@whatever· Jun 28

jeffrey jones as newspaperman a.w. merrick in "deadwood"

clod@whatever· Jun 12

this is basically like finding a clovis point in some parts of the united states. they may not be rare, sure, but it's still something special to find one yourself.

a scratched, cracked and worn CD-ROM disc, no case, sitting in dirt on a forest floor. it's sky-blue and labeled "Microsoft ENCARTA '99"

clod@whatever· Jun 9

please explain immediately

a Nextdoor neighborhood social media app post from "J.M." in Austin, TX 16 hours ago, with 3 likes and 16 comments:

DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT NOISE??? It sounds like a noise. Very concerning. Been hearing it all day. If anyone knows what it is, please explain immediately.

clod@whatever· Jun 9

did you think i was kidding

clod@whatever· Jun 3

Crop from what is clearly the wikipedia article for "Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat", the French short film from 1896 that people often call the first movie. A train is pictured, heading towards the bottom stage right of the frame. The caption below says

> The train moving directly towards the camera was said to have terrified spectators at the first screening, a claim that has been called an urban legend.

clod@whatever· May 29

floyd pepper of dr. teeth and the electric mayhem, mad on my behalf that this dude stunted on me so incredibly

clod@whatever· May 27

so listen, i never do this. but this guy could not stop talking about how much he hates circumcision and then he hits me with this and man. they invent new kinds of this every week. anyway i told him ignorance is bris and he cut me off

My first question on all this (on another post | think) was - "Wait.. is RFK railing AGAINST circumcision?" which would be bonkers given the Israeli support of the current administration - who would supposedly support chopping off of healthy tissue for religious reasons

clod@whatever· May 24

the lady who is moaning that bicycles dare to inconvenience her, cropped down just to her puckered mouth

clod@whatever· May 19

whatcha think wemby's favorite poem is? i think it's "the idea of order at key west" Like a body wholly body, fluttering Its empty sleeves; and yet its mimic motion Made constant cry, caused constantly a cry, That was not ours although we understood, Inhuman, of the veritable ocean.